Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Man Wanted
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's)
MUST NOT BEAT ME
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.
"You might be in my age group but just look at you... you have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled. "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"
The old man leaned back, beamed a huge smile at her and said, "I rang your door bell, didn't I ?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's)
MUST NOT BEAT ME
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.
"You might be in my age group but just look at you... you have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled. "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"
The old man leaned back, beamed a huge smile at her and said, "I rang your door bell, didn't I ?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Wakaoz People Walking On Earth
pls be warned that any discomfort, sickness, faint, puke whatsoever after reading tis post is strictly yr family cb matter, dun come after me.
we hv many fucking weirdos roaming on the surface of our Earth. some purposely act weird for their entertainment life like 如花, stephen chow´s nose digger n 八两金. to me its alright to act weird to be able to survive in the cruel lime line
some r jus kan ni na fucking cb face, eh... actually jus one la, spore shameless stripper - steven lim
william hung is already history n he jus happened to be able to grab all he can during his short period of so called "she bangs" fame. a smart guy knowing when to grab $
许纯美 is a joker n her actions, the way she talks, the way she carries herself, her love life wif all the young boys etc r jus too extreme to be normal
last but not least 芙蓉姐姐 from prc. every foto she takes sure must twist n turn her plump body to create her "S-shape" figure
come worship me cos i am the most handsome guy on Earth
me weird? who cares so long as I grab $$$
come come let me kiss you
me weirdo? 偶要告你!!!
me pretty not? me got longkang to gain point
come see my beautiful "S" shape figure
talk cock la, dig gold better wahahahahaha
we hv many fucking weirdos roaming on the surface of our Earth. some purposely act weird for their entertainment life like 如花, stephen chow´s nose digger n 八两金. to me its alright to act weird to be able to survive in the cruel lime line
some r jus kan ni na fucking cb face, eh... actually jus one la, spore shameless stripper - steven lim
william hung is already history n he jus happened to be able to grab all he can during his short period of so called "she bangs" fame. a smart guy knowing when to grab $
许纯美 is a joker n her actions, the way she talks, the way she carries herself, her love life wif all the young boys etc r jus too extreme to be normal
last but not least 芙蓉姐姐 from prc. every foto she takes sure must twist n turn her plump body to create her "S-shape" figure
come worship me cos i am the most handsome guy on Earth
me weird? who cares so long as I grab $$$
come come let me kiss you
me weirdo? 偶要告你!!!
me pretty not? me got longkang to gain point
come see my beautiful "S" shape figure
talk cock la, dig gold better wahahahahaha
Monday, December 11, 2006
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Monday, December 04, 2006
Rules & Principles!!!!!
i dun noe wat to say? i m jus fucking confused n furious
angie got married to tat old man, ok la he´s not tat old maybe around mid 40s
chee bye, angie is only 21 n tat fucking old man is doubled her age. yeah yeah, age is not the factor its the chemistry, yeah chemistry my lan jiao foot ok.
as a matter of fact i din attend angies wedding dinner but she finally told me the reason for marrying tat old man b4 their big day. i cant do anything cos i dont hv tat kind of money to help angie
2 weeks after angie got married she met up wif me after she came back from her honeymoon n the reason for her to meet me is to give me a fucking bo-liao magnet from korea
after talking to her for a while she started to stroke my thigh
me: stop, wat the hell r u doing
angie: i missed u (she started to move her hand higher to my manhood)
me: no!! (i pushed her away)
i asked her wats wrong wif her n i told her tat i wont hv any relationship wif married woman
knn, angies tears began to flow n in between her sobs, she told me tat she still luv me n tat her fat old lan jiao husband cannot satisfy her
she had not had any climax since they got married n she doesnt luv him n she only married him to repay his kindness
knnbccb i am fucking confused n i told her off
even if i still luv her very much but too bad shes already married n I WILL NOT FUCK MARRIED WOMAN however desperate i may be
me: no way angie, wat do u treat me as? a fucking machine to let u get all yr orgasms? yes i luv to fuck but i hv my rules
angie hugged me n kissed me hard, so hard my gum started to bleed
again i pushed her away
angie: why r u pushing me away? u r having a hard on now n dun u 1 me 2 to blow u? dun u 1 2 make luv to me like we always did? u hv always luv to make luv to me?
i pulled her up from my bed n shove her out of my bedroom
before slamming my door i told her: u r wrong i do luv u very much but tats b4 u r married. pls dun come to me anymore cos i dun 1 2 see u
knnbccb guess i hv to get myself a gf real soon
tat night i masturbated after more than 2 months without sex
angie got married to tat old man, ok la he´s not tat old maybe around mid 40s
chee bye, angie is only 21 n tat fucking old man is doubled her age. yeah yeah, age is not the factor its the chemistry, yeah chemistry my lan jiao foot ok.
as a matter of fact i din attend angies wedding dinner but she finally told me the reason for marrying tat old man b4 their big day. i cant do anything cos i dont hv tat kind of money to help angie
2 weeks after angie got married she met up wif me after she came back from her honeymoon n the reason for her to meet me is to give me a fucking bo-liao magnet from korea
after talking to her for a while she started to stroke my thigh
me: stop, wat the hell r u doing
angie: i missed u (she started to move her hand higher to my manhood)
me: no!! (i pushed her away)
i asked her wats wrong wif her n i told her tat i wont hv any relationship wif married woman
knn, angies tears began to flow n in between her sobs, she told me tat she still luv me n tat her fat old lan jiao husband cannot satisfy her
she had not had any climax since they got married n she doesnt luv him n she only married him to repay his kindness
knnbccb i am fucking confused n i told her off
even if i still luv her very much but too bad shes already married n I WILL NOT FUCK MARRIED WOMAN however desperate i may be
me: no way angie, wat do u treat me as? a fucking machine to let u get all yr orgasms? yes i luv to fuck but i hv my rules
angie hugged me n kissed me hard, so hard my gum started to bleed
again i pushed her away
angie: why r u pushing me away? u r having a hard on now n dun u 1 me 2 to blow u? dun u 1 2 make luv to me like we always did? u hv always luv to make luv to me?
i pulled her up from my bed n shove her out of my bedroom
before slamming my door i told her: u r wrong i do luv u very much but tats b4 u r married. pls dun come to me anymore cos i dun 1 2 see u
knnbccb guess i hv to get myself a gf real soon
tat night i masturbated after more than 2 months without sex
