Tuesday, January 29, 2008

 

Road Bully

last week i encountered 1 moron road-bully on the road.

i was driving alone PIE with my female classmate when there was a car hogging on lane 1. when i drove close to that car, the driver jus bo-chap n continued to hog at the speed of maybe 50km only.

knn, lane 1 leh. i beamed at the slow drive once but he jus maintained his speed. knowing that this type of slow moron would not switch lane no matter how many times you beamed or honked at him.

i jus changed my lane n overtook him. while overtaking him, i saw that the driver was talking on his mobile phone without a earpiece or bluetooth n he was staring at me when i overtook him.

after overtaking him, i continued to drive on without thinking much about it.

suddenly, that moron drove very fast n was following me closely n kept high beaming me.

knn damn fucking irritating moron but i jus switched to lane 2 n allowed him to overtake me but he jus followed me switched to lane 2 too n continued to flash the lights at me.

cheebye, i bo-bian switched back to lane 1 n sped up.

yeah you probably can guess what happened next. that cheebye man kept following behind me n kept beaming me.

i must say he had quite good driving skill cos despite me speeding up, he managed to follow me closely, knn all the way along PIE.

finally i buay tahan that moron anymore so i switched to lane 3 n slowed down letting that moron overtook me.

i did not chase him back to beam him but jus decided to let him go, no point doing the childish act but then to my surprised he also slowed down n still maintained behind me

i guessed he must had beamed me at least for 5 long minutes. finally i left PIE into the slip road to simei where my classmate stays n that moron driver obviously did not want to end his fun n he also followed me.

i turned into the carpark, killed my engine n stepped out of the car. That moron also stopped his car n stepped out walking towards me.

he was in his early 30s, wore a sleeveless t-shirt showing his tattoos all over n gosh his had a really fucking lan jiao face - those type sure kena police interrogate everytime he meets a policeman

my female classmate was standing beside me but i urged her to go back up to her house but she refused n jus stood beside me

"kan ni na bu chao chee bye!" that tattoed man shouted at me "u think u drive bm tua-kee is it? beam simi lan jiao beam"

"oei, watch your mouth hor uncle." my female classmate told the tattooed man.

"chao chee bye, men talk u cha bor chui-tak-lan ok" tattooed man pointed his finger at my classmate

i started to lose my patience n i told the tattooed man, "wat u want uncle? jus buzz off"

"u kan ni niah, u beam wat beam?" tattooed man said

"uncle u better stop insulting my mum" i looked at him

"cheebye u. why cannot fuck your mother is it? fuck your mother, puki mah 干你娘!" tattooed man continued.

"jus buzz off" i turned around n lead my classmate towards her block.

suddenly i heard a loud thud n as i turned around i saw that tattooed man kicked my car door again wif another loud thud.

knn there were 2 dents on my car door.

"uncle why u kick my friend's car door?" my classmate asked

by then there were a few passersby standing near us.

as i walked towards my car, tat tattooed man stepped back away from me.

knn, the dents were quite obvious.

"uncle u must pay for the repair" my classmate said

"chee bye la, why u talk so much?" tattooed man raised his hand n wanted to slap my classmate.

i grabbed his hand n shoved him hard which sent him stumbled a few steps backwards.

the tattooed man after gathering his stability, started to charge at me n aimed 2 punches at my face.

i swayed my body n his 2 punches missed my face totally.

"stop! i dont want to fight wif u" i told tattooed man as i moved myelf away from his attack.

"kan ni niah, hor li si!" tattooed man kept swinging his punches towards me.

But no matter how i moved away, i was hit twice - once on my shoulder n once on my chest.

guessed i had enough of his bullshit n i gave him 1 punch right between his 2 eyes. i must had definitely broken his nose cos i swear i heard a "crack" when my punch hit his nose.

tattooed man retreated holding his broken nose with blood gushing out like the running tap, "ahhhhhhh~~~ u chao chee bye, u broke my nose~~~~"

tattooed man was even more angry n again charged at me wif his punches flying all over the places but missed me completely.

i was really angry by then n i gave him a real hard punch on his stomach n that ended the whole issue; i normally will not hit a person full strength but i was too angry that day so i gave him my full force.

tattooed man after receiving my hard punch on his stomach, jus fell onto the ground wif his hands crouching at his stomach area panting loudly but was not able to stand up again

don't think anyone who received my hard punch can regain his strength in a short period of time.

i jus stood there wif my classmate waiting for the tattooed man to regain his breath

after 5 minutes or so, tattooed man finally stood up n jus walked away slowly to his car n drove off.

i walked my classmate up to her flat n left for my friend's garage to deal wif the 2 lan jiao dents.

jus my luck to hav met wif such moron

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