Saturday, March 25, 2006
A-Z
saw Old Beng's blog on A-Z, ha ha let me show you my A-Z
A = asshole; anal; anus;
B = breast; blowjob; boobs;
C = cunt; cock; clitoris; cum;
D = dig; dick; doggy-style;
E = ejaculate;
F = fuck;
G = G-spot;
H = homosexual; hole;
I = insert;
J = juice;
K = knn;
L = lan jio; lan pa;
M = masterbate;
N = nipples; neh neh; nabeh;
O = orgasm; orgy;
P = pussy; penis; penetrate; poke;
Q = quickie;
R = rape; rectum;
S = suck; sodomise;
T = tits;
U = undies; undress;
V = virgin; vibrator;
W = wank; whore;
X = X-rated;
Y = young-girls;
Z = zany positions;
A = asshole; anal; anus;
B = breast; blowjob; boobs;
C = cunt; cock; clitoris; cum;
D = dig; dick; doggy-style;
E = ejaculate;
F = fuck;
G = G-spot;
H = homosexual; hole;
I = insert;
J = juice;
K = knn;
L = lan jio; lan pa;
M = masterbate;
N = nipples; neh neh; nabeh;
O = orgasm; orgy;
P = pussy; penis; penetrate; poke;
Q = quickie;
R = rape; rectum;
S = suck; sodomise;
T = tits;
U = undies; undress;
V = virgin; vibrator;
W = wank; whore;
X = X-rated;
Y = young-girls;
Z = zany positions;
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
How To Make People Tulan
how to make people tulan?
1. stand on the right side of the escalator and carry many many durians on your left side of your body, the farther away from your body the better. better still do it during peak hours (not referring to MRT escalator la, u idiots, just ordinary escalators at shopping malls etc)
2. sing karaoke loudly on sunday morning at full blast and purposely sing out of tune
3. purposely fart in a crowded lift
4. eat lots of onion and garlic and while talking to your CB boss or supervisor, stand closely to him n let him get all the smell.
5. walk hyper slowly on zebra crossing and preferrably walk with a bad limp and after u finally cross to the other end, start to run as fast as possible.
6. drive at 50 km/h at extreme right lane of small road and at 80 km/h on fast lane of the expressways
7. after getting out from the lift at ground floor, press all the buttons in the lift to stop on every floor so those people going in the lift will be forced to stop at every floor while travelling up (best if it is more than 30 storeys)
8. take all the prawns and when having buffet whenever it is been replenished
9. when there is free sampling in food mall, eat as much as u can and leave nothing for the rest
10. put both your knees at the back of the front seat in the cinema and shake throughout the whole show (risk of being whack by the person sitting in front)
11. tell your friend loudly the following scenes while watching a show
12. ask the shopkeeper to show all the handphone models n after choosing decided not to buy any
13. sit in MRT with both legs open big big or lean against the pole during peak hour so that nobody can hold on to the pole
14. caress the girl during foreplay until she buay tahan already, then u stop everything and just wank-off in front of her (be careful cos at her rage, she might cut off yr dick)
15. buy small item (maybe a packet of tissue paper which costs 30 cents) n pay with a S$100 note
16. dont wash yr dirty, smelly feet n go in a shop for foot reflexology
ha ha really 变态 plus sickening and sure make people very tulan one.
anybody tries any of the above n kena whack is strictly at yr own stupidity risks
1. stand on the right side of the escalator and carry many many durians on your left side of your body, the farther away from your body the better. better still do it during peak hours (not referring to MRT escalator la, u idiots, just ordinary escalators at shopping malls etc)
2. sing karaoke loudly on sunday morning at full blast and purposely sing out of tune
3. purposely fart in a crowded lift
4. eat lots of onion and garlic and while talking to your CB boss or supervisor, stand closely to him n let him get all the smell.
5. walk hyper slowly on zebra crossing and preferrably walk with a bad limp and after u finally cross to the other end, start to run as fast as possible.
6. drive at 50 km/h at extreme right lane of small road and at 80 km/h on fast lane of the expressways
7. after getting out from the lift at ground floor, press all the buttons in the lift to stop on every floor so those people going in the lift will be forced to stop at every floor while travelling up (best if it is more than 30 storeys)
8. take all the prawns and when having buffet whenever it is been replenished
9. when there is free sampling in food mall, eat as much as u can and leave nothing for the rest
10. put both your knees at the back of the front seat in the cinema and shake throughout the whole show (risk of being whack by the person sitting in front)
11. tell your friend loudly the following scenes while watching a show
12. ask the shopkeeper to show all the handphone models n after choosing decided not to buy any
13. sit in MRT with both legs open big big or lean against the pole during peak hour so that nobody can hold on to the pole
14. caress the girl during foreplay until she buay tahan already, then u stop everything and just wank-off in front of her (be careful cos at her rage, she might cut off yr dick)
15. buy small item (maybe a packet of tissue paper which costs 30 cents) n pay with a S$100 note
16. dont wash yr dirty, smelly feet n go in a shop for foot reflexology
ha ha really 变态 plus sickening and sure make people very tulan one.
anybody tries any of the above n kena whack is strictly at yr own stupidity risks
