This World Really Sucks

GE 2011 over liao

2011-05-11T10:19:00.002+08:00

finally, the long anticipated Singapore GE 2011 is finally over and done.

though the men in white loses 6 seats (1 smc n 1 grc), they r still in power.

wat pissed me off totally is when the anti-white supporters started shooting, insulting the white supporters openly in internet, fb etc

come on, u support oppo doesn't mean i cannot support differently from u

bcos of our different views, i m labelled as a dumbass, shithead, brainless bla bla bla? u support blue n i support white doesnt mean u r a better person than i am

dun be too narrow minded la, white good, blue also good, orange also buay pai, at the end of the day, it boils down as we r all singaporeans

admit tat u were defeated, steady a bit la, jus like GY, lose means lose

don't be a fucking loser, wat petition for a re-vote? hong kan la

if every 输不起的 loser requests for a re-match then there wl be no end

u wanna a re-match? ok 5 years later come la

GE is over liao la, dont brood over it, move on ok?

not happy wif the result? vote wiser the next round lor

GE 2011

2011-04-29T23:30:00.001+08:00

am not interested in election, only interested in erection only

But after seeing all the hot issues about our current on going GE rally n voices heard all the places, be it twitters, fb or blogs, there's something i wanna say

1) when tpl was first introduced, criticisms were heard everywhere like so young - wat´s in their mind to get a young chick, inexperience, knows nothing except branded stuff, definitely incapable to serve the pple BUT when ns (younger, chio-er) was intro, everyone sings a different tune - young but energentic, daring, good, chio bla bla bla

why the double standard? tpl is too young but ns isn´t? come on, fucking double standard, all those chee hongs out there

2) LTK comes out of comfort zone n faces the tiger in ah-zoo-nee. though it is too early to bet on the results, whichever team wins, it´s a lose-lose situation.

LTK is good but GY is also good, tsk tsk, tough decision for the pple there

i dun know but if i were LTK, i wl rather go n contest against mbt or wks, both related issues r still fresh in pple mind n my bet is ltk wl win greatly when contesting against either one but he chose gy instead

alas, let´s sit back n wait for history to be created or who knows, nothing changes

Photos Photos

2011-03-29T16:17:00.008+08:00

with the sad news all around us, let me upload some funny pics to cheer u up.

ha ha ha, what's he thinking?

this paperbag sure sell like hotcake in Taiwan

drinking from boots, look at the bride's black face, about to blow liao

noti monkey

oops!!!

happily lending a helping hand

something must be very interesting on stage

Hmmm Somethings Are Just Not Right About These Pictures

2011-03-02T10:34:00.000+08:00

funny funny funny.

something is just not right with every picture, look carefully.

Huh?? Extra hand????

legs

nose

fingers

that's her knee, not wat u think

hand!!!

arm, not wat u think too

How People Wear!!!

2011-01-11T10:07:00.005+08:00

a man who loves his dog too much

wat to do, no pocket lor

smile???

knn damn 夸张

wat kind of design!!!

Nice Pic for You

2010-10-27T18:02:00.006+08:00

no time to blog, actually not much mood to blog, may just let this blog idle...

see pictures la

WTF!!!

nice shape hor?

Ooops!! I'm sure she didn't mean to place her mike there!!!

Wahahahahaha!!!!

Nice butt lor..... phui!!!!!

Some WTF pic

2010-08-05T12:10:00.007+08:00

long time no blog, a bit xian.

anyway share some amazing pics

these reporters really knn

this stupid dog really desperate lor

poor baby

opps sori accidentally one

one never needs a car in china la so long u hv skill

wa lao eh, where are the boy´s parents?

LJ lang with CB face - Updated

2010-05-20T12:40:00.002+08:00

i tell you, i really no eyes see on people who think highly on themselves.

fucking hell, there's actually someone who fucking praised himself like he's the ONE

chee bye la, see his face also like fuck only (click here to see for yourself)

hello u r fucking getting bald liao la hope your blog hits is as high as your hairline

cant understand how he can be a model, spore no goodlooking guy la izzit?

criticise all singaporeans and praised himself so highly as though no one on earth is good enough for him

lan jiao ok, see his fucking lao lan face also want to vomit. din purposely go to his blog but saw his cb comments in THB's blog n curiously went over to read

see already beh tahan

see some lan jiao post he wrote

///
If I were to have babies with any of my women… the babies will bound to be lookers. Protuded nose, hawks’ eyes with double eyelids, and a wicked smile of their father with a chin and a designer print for great kiss… but with a high forehead. And my boys will have reddish hair as I, with a pair brownish iris… not hard to tell Scope’s production from others’. Maybe their eyes will turn blue at times. I am not sure why my iris will become blue sometimes… My hair will glow in redish gold when the light is strong enough. I never need to dye.

A book, however, said that these combination belongs to demi-gods. LOL~
There must be a scientific explanation to it. I can smell a crap from miles away. My ears can listen to people talking a few blocks away…

My hands can break your neck the next second… I am lightning fast. I don’t need a bridge, I simply jump over… scale walls…
//

OMFG wat kind of lan jiao moron writes such crap? see more craps here

yeah la my fault for going into his cb blogs to read, make my eyes sore n tat's why i share them here wif u ha ha ha

Apparantly this chee bye deleted his post which i cut n paste above, why? i dun know, guess maybe he is too shameful now tat i picked it up.

he obviously can write some english yet prefer to link me in his chinese blog here

just in case this chee bye deletes his post again, i paste it here:
///
想看看文化沙漠的情况……
就到这里http://noeyeseesee.blogspot.com/2010/05/lj-lang-with-cb-face.html
里面提到的THB，其实是个问题女……老是和性爱纠缠不清。
THB却在攻读什么学位……
这就是新加坡的教育和‘人才’情况。
叹为观止。
这篇文章，老男人看得是哈哈大笑。
无奈~这是国耻。
不过……
老男人反正打算移民。
这些问题人物，将会是过去式。
现在的中国，其实也越来越不似父母辈。
要不是中华文化在社会那么扎实……
估计也是很难幸免的。
这个年轻人……可悲。
但在新加坡，老男人才可悲。
因为他们属于多数人……
甚至在教育界……也有这类问题人物存在。
没有办法……
所以这个国家很难。
这个年轻人也许因为他的圈子……
觉得很了不起。
感觉很为他父母丢脸……
很为新加坡丢脸。
因为……
他连老男人博客也看不懂。
教育教到这种程度……
惊叹。
应该……还能再粗俗不堪。
这一代的‘人才’，都是拿着粪便玩而自以为荣耀的一群。
顺便看看这个http://noeyeseesee.blogspot.com/2009/05/my-gal-friend.html
感觉可怜那个女生的父母……
十月怀胎……
要被糟蹋了。
但……现在新加坡的社会……
大概这样已经很普遍了。
老男人懒得怪他，但这年轻人确实是个例子。
一个很好的例子。
这个社会……
还有救吗？
新加坡……
还有前途吗？呵呵呵……
///

so when he fucks girls, it's the girls honour n when i do it wif my gf, he pity my gf's parents? WTF

Old man aka scope aka dun know si mi lan jiao name, go fuck yourself la. try to pose as a decent fucking great man image, PHUI!

u even condemned yr own sis so wat hv u got? kaninah la. fuck you ok. u think u can break someone's neck easily? lai lai try on me n see who breaks whose neck, dont just talk cock

KNNBCCB!!

Sore Throat

2010-05-10T17:33:00.003+08:00

girls wif sore throat, you can come to me. my one sure cure for you, wahahahaha

LOL

2010-04-16T17:35:00.005+08:00

wa-lan eh, like tat also can?
tat naked fucker standing outside need to be bashed
paper cup
beautiful houses

Stupid People

2010-03-19T02:41:00.000+08:00

How stupid can they be?

Are they stupid or are they stupid?

Single Once Again

2010-02-11T14:15:00.004+08:00

i m single again

my last girlfriend is history

guess it's my fault as i was always asking for sex when we meet but honestly, asking for sex once a week is too much meh? maybe to some

she's a nice girl but what more can i say? what more can i do?

i wish her luck n for me, let's see if i am lucky again to find myself a good girlfriend

Wahahahahaha

2010-01-13T12:23:00.004+08:00

Weirdo World

2009-12-04T12:37:00.009+08:00

Public transportation for children!?!?

Fucking tok-kong, especially the thongs. Marker drawn!!!

Oops! Typo error, never mind use liquid paper!

KNN! can't wait till you get home izzit!?

Exercise needed

Orhhhhhh!!!

Eat already can 长生不老

I love 3 and 5

No Names Needed

2009-10-13T11:39:00.003+08:00

1 doesnt need words to understand wat they are

WTF!

2009-10-02T21:24:00.002+08:00

knnb

what kind of man hit a gal wif such strength? not to mention a teacher hitting a female student?

really see already boiling hot

knn if i were there i will definitely beat tat cb teacher

wat had the gal done to be hit with such forceful punch?

cb man, go pick somene yr size

ROAR!!!!!!!

Organ Plants

2009-09-17T15:11:00.007+08:00

Naughty Banana

2009-09-15T14:46:00.001+08:00

Dooms Day

2009-08-13T17:48:00.003+08:00

i am so dead

it's dooms day for me

knn why did i drink so much tat day

why did i not drink lesser

i hv known Tim (not his real name la) since our army days n he is 1 hell of a gym-siao, everyday goes to gym without fail, rains or shines

he is damn muscular yet he has a pretty face, in fact prettier than most gals i know

yeah u guessed it right, he is gay

but to me gay or straight makes no diff as i treat all friends equally so long as i know i am not gay

tat night, national day lor, we went clubbing n i think i hv a bit too much n was k.o. totally

i dont remember how i left the club only to find me waking up in a hotel room naked wif Tim sleeping beside me ---- naked too

i tried to recall wat happened tat nite in the hotel but my mind is totally blank

a relief to me when i found my asshole safe n sound wif no assault watsoever but my testicles did feel a bit sore n my dick head was red as if i hd been given marathon blow job n the worst of all, my mouth tasted weird, a funny taste lingered even after i washed my mouth thoroughly

knn la wat happen!

Pics That Make Me Laugh

2009-07-24T00:32:00.000+08:00

Growing and growing...

chee bye man loh

gasps!!

2 koo koo jiao

can't wait. anytime any place lol

nice T-shirt

Ghost clips

2009-06-15T12:53:00.003+08:00

dont watch these video if u r alone, u hv been warned!

WTF?!

2009-06-09T12:54:00.000+08:00

Lucky Guy

2009-06-03T12:25:00.002+08:00

think this driver is super fucking lucky

Increase Money Currency

2009-05-29T14:41:00.000+08:00

Idiotic Act

2009-05-28T11:50:00.004+08:00

i saw tis pic while blog hopping n knn i really cannot understand morons walking on the surface of our planet

wat's fucking wrong wif these people?

thou shall respect others' culture/ religions when one is at other's country

see wat the cb idiot was doing

funny ma? cool ma?

fuck you understand!

i look down on u, phui!!!!

Great Moms

2009-05-25T14:10:00.002+08:00

these women, i presume, are the mom of the kids.

the toddler was left outside the fucking house while the cb mom is taking her wide-spread pic

knn la, so horny until u hv to do it in the presence of the small kid? really WTF?

My Gal Friend

2009-05-14T15:42:00.002+08:00

after my last sex wif the Korean gals, i finally got myself attached to 1 gal in my uni

not talking big but, believe it or not, she sure looks like lin zhi ling 林志玲. u readers who study in ntu wl most probably hv heard about her. anyway, we hv been together for 3 months but i guess wl not be wif her for too long

she is a very pleasant gal, smart n pretty, filial n outgoing but only 1 point which pissed me off – she doesn’t really like to hv sex

yeah yeah sex is not everything but at our age, once or twice a week of having sex is considered average right? imean we spend time together studying, go for movies, hv makans, hang out wif friends but for the 3 months we were together, we only hv 3 round of sex, averagely once a month

not tat she doesn’t enjoy sex but she seems to be not so keen in copulation - she luv kissing, petting n oral sex (especially me going down on her which i don’t mind seriously as she has the best cunt i have had so far – the pinkest lips n nicest aroma scent)

anyway, whenever i initiated to hv sex wif her, she wl more than often replaced it wif either a hand-job or a blow-job. come on, blow job is good but not every time la.

her reason was tat she doesn’t really enjoy copulation or even can put it as she sort of hates sex especially the feeling of my manhood penetrating inside her

call me superficial but i hv to admit i cant live without having a healthy sex life

i was ready to give up all the gals n stay true n faithful to her but wif the once a month sex life, I wl surely go crazy

i know there r many of u out there who doesn’t hv frequent sex but it is different

if u r single, no sex life is alrite but once u r in a relationship or married, sex life is a must

anyhow, if she persists to be like this, i think i have to let our relationship ends – sooner or later

Ghost photos

2009-05-11T13:51:00.011+08:00

old beng can really writes ghost stories, both in chinese as well as english

i cannot write ghost stories at all but i can show u some ghost photos which i rec'd from friends

the reflection showed a man instead n not smiling

a shocking head

there's a lady in the wrecked car at the accident scene

a hand from nowhwere

Comics on Funeral

2009-04-24T10:49:00.002+08:00

saw this comics by a young man, very good but some real sense is in it.

funeral

Nice Nice Pics

2009-04-21T15:11:00.009+08:00

Hungry bo?

Cool pencil sharpener

Sexy speakers

Knn if got fire, so die

hello, fat man also flexible ok?

Love or Hate?

Hidden in the advertisement

Ooooo... aaaaahhhhh.....

OMFG! LMFAO!!

Fail Fail Fail

2009-03-17T11:22:00.007+08:00

piangzzzz!

purposely one la

nice name lor

huh!! need to be reminded?!?!

knn, what kind of fucking moron mother is this?

how can this mickey model even exist?

the chef really looks like a dick wif balls trying to enter...

When Someone stole your Moments.

2009-02-27T09:59:00.009+08:00

you take your shot n i give my shot

fat gal behind:"dude, she wl be like me in no time..."

which is more disgusting? the couple in front or the botak couple behind?

A Good Sex with C (Part 2)

2009-02-23T14:52:00.000+08:00

... continued from previous post

as C hugged me wif contentment i started to kiss her softly again

i kissed her mouth her nose her eyes her ears her neck n while i was kissing her, both my hands were also moving along her back

C started to stroke my penis slowly n said, "now it's my turn to make u cum..."

she started to get up of her lying position but i stopped her and directed her to lie down again

"no, not yet, i hv only fingered u but hv not actually tasted u." i spread her legs widely once again n wif her beautiful pussy jus inches away from my face, i could smell her nice aroma which was coming from her pinkish-red pussy

i kissed n licked her inner thigh, both left n right n finally travelled my tongue to her cunt

i started licking her pussy full length from the bottom all the way up to her clitoris... in slow but steady moves

using my both thumbs i spread her cunt-lips to the most n licked her clitoris in up n down motion, concentrating in even motion: wif tender strokes in the following rhythm motions - soft soft soft hard, soft soft soft hard, soft soft hard hard, soft soft hard hard, soft hard hard hard n hard hard hard hard...

while C was gasping for her breath i changed my up-down tongue motion to circular motion again concentrating on her then swollen clitoris

i licked her clitoris, i sucked her clitoris wif my warm mouth n at the same time sticked 2 fingers into her cunt

as i slowly moved my fingers inside her vagina passage i could feel C stared trembling again

finally i stopped my finger movement about 2 inches from the entrance n just added slight pressure on her inner vagina passage wif my finger tip which i believed i hd found her G-spot cos she was moaning n twisting her head as i licked her n pushing my finger-tip

C cummed again for the 2nd time tat nite

this time i did not wait for her to rest but instead positioned my hardened manhood at her pussy entrance n slowly push it in - inch by inch

half way in i withdrew my cock n then pushed in again half way only n repeated my movement n while she was least expected i thrust my full length of manhood into her pussy - all the way in....

she was warm, she was tight, she was juicy, she was enveloping my full length n i started to move my hip slowly 1st n sped up as i continued my thrusts

i thrusted faster n faster n faster until her juice was soaking the bedsheet

i stopped my movement n turned C around in doggy style

wif her head on the bed n her full round ass lifted facing me, i fucked her all the way from behind

the doggy position enables the man to penetrate deeply into a woman's cunt

i gave her deeply n hardly into her pussy n C was taking all of my thrusts n she cummed again in no time

finally i turned her around again n placed a pillow under her hip n wif my both hands, i grabbed her ankles far apart n fucked her all the way

this time not only for her but for myself too cos she has hd 3 cums n mine jus this one

i fucked her n fucked her n fucked her n finally i could hold on no more n wif a final full thrust i exploded inside her

C hugged me real hard n she used her inner vagina muscle n sucked my manhood while i released my full load of sperm inside her

when my last drop of semen was released, i turned n lied beside C

both of us jus held onto each other

after resting for 5 minutes C said "i wanna suck u until u cummed in my mouth"

b4 i could say anything C turned around n started to blow me

she licked me, sucked me, rotated her tongue at the head of my manhood, opened her mouth n cupped my balls fully

while she was performing the blow job, she started to stroke her finger near the entrance of my ass n tat felt so good...

finally i cummed once again n C wasted no time n swallowed my cum completely n by the time she released her mouth from my manhood, it was completely dried

i hugged C n told her "let's take a rest n action shall resume shortly"

C was very surprised "you still hv the energy...?"

I smiled, looked her into her beautiful eyes n told her "yes n i intend to hv sex wif u all nite thru tonite n let u leave singapore fully satisfied...

A Good Sex With C (Part 1)

2009-02-17T15:36:00.001+08:00

after our last round of 3p session, i met up wif C again for more action, this time round 1 to 1

that nite b4 she left for Korea the next morning, she invited me to her hotel room

we hd a good shower together b4 proceeding to the big nice comfy bed

we stood by the bed, me naked n she wif a pair of small white panties, we started kissing softly n slowly but for a long time

i kissed her lips n as i pushed my tongue into her parted lips, she welcomed me wif her lovely tongue too.

slowly i moved my mouth away from her n nibbled lightly on her left ear-lobe n at the same time breathed out my warm breadth onto her ear

C moaned n i could feel her slight trembling as i moved my tongue n lips away from her left ear down to the back of her neck n gradually travelled up wif my tongue to her right ear-lobe

by then she was breathing faster n harder

i kissed her n nibbled her right ear from behind n slowly moved both of my hands across her ribs towards her 2 breasts.

she was totally lost in my nibbling n kissing of her ear n when i cupped both her breasts she moaned out loudly

wif my thumb n finger i rolled her nipples softly n then gradually increased my speed of rolling. i could feel both her nipples hardened under my touch

i pulled her nipples lightly wif my thumbs n fingers while i nibbled her ear

by then she was totally weak n could hardly stand up straight

standing behind C, i pushed her forward onto the bed n made her kneeled down in front of me

i saw her beautiful ass facing me n i placed both my hands on her shoulder n started to feel her tender soft body n slowly touching her n moving both my hands real slowly down

as i felt her smooth back wif my hands, i could sense tat C was moaning

from her shoulder down to her back, to her small waist n as i reached her round ass i increased my pressure of my touch but i deliberately leave her cunt area out from my tender touch

wif both my hands, i enveloped her right thigh, scratched her a little wif my finger-tips but avoiding contact wif her pussy which i presumed at that moment in time, must be yearning for my touch n slowly touching her thigh, her knee, her calf n finally her toes

i started to move up again from her toes up to her thigh on her left side n rested my hands on her beautiful round ass

i lowered my face towards her ass n kissed her hard n loud on her left cheek of her ass then her right cheek of her ass. while kissing her ass, i ran my fingers on her inner thigh but still avoiding contact of her pussy

seeing tat her small white panties was already damped wif her juice, i turned her body around n placed a pillow under her ass

i kneeled beside C n started to kiss her again, this time more forcefully

my hands were not spared n i squeezed both her breasts n pinched her nipples wif a little force

i stopped kissing her n started my journey downwards

i kissed her left nipple wif my warm lips n then opened my mouth n put her left breast into my mouth

i used my tongue to flick her hardened nipple in my mouth in a slow motion n at the same time rotate my tongue around it

i nibbled her nipple softly, i sucked her nipple hardly n i licked her nipple faster n faster

while C was totally lost in my nipple attack, i left her breast n travelled down to her damped pussy-juiced white panties

I spread her legs to the max n travelled my tongue along her inner thigh n for the first time tat night i ran my finger slowly to n fro, up n down along the outline of her damped panties

C let out a loud moan as i moved my finger on her pussy

i lowered my face n kissed her damped white panties n sticked out my tongue n licked her full length. although i was licking her on her panties surface only n not yet directly on her pussy, she was moaning wif great pleasure from it

without taking off her damped white panties, i slipped my finger into it n slowly caressed her clitoris. i touched her clitoris, rotate wif my finger, moving up n down n finally i sticked my middle finger into her pussy n started to move in n out slowly

i pushed my finger in the frequency of 3 shallow thrusts n 1 deep thrust into her cunt-hole. C was moaning n moaning n gosh her pussy juice is really coming out like a tap

i stopped fingering C n pulled her panties down as i was intending to finger fucked her all the way till she cummed.

i moved near C's ear n whispered to her, "i m gonna finger u until u cum, lie back n enjoy..."

i further spread her thigh n pushed my middle finger into the juicy pussy

i moved my finger in n out of her pussy, slowly at first n gradually increased the speed faster n faster n faster...

in less than a minute, C hugged me real hard, let out a low scream n cummed in my hand.

i jus hugged C n let her regained herself

during which i jus kissed her hair n did nothing else cos i knew she needed time after her cum

-/to be continue......

Best Sex I Had

2009-02-11T22:23:00.004+08:00

been a long time since i came here. was busy wif school n of course enjoying companionship wif some gals

although i hv not been updating here but i do visit some blogs frequently like rockson (seems like he is coming back), lau hero (think he is coming back too), old beng (still writing but guess slowed down liao), mockingbird (working as a taxi driver now n writing lesser), elydia, joshua, fireburn, spinnee, hiao aunty (stopped longer than i - wat's up man aunty?), xorpheus etc

in the bloggers world, i hv continued reading and in real life i just hd my best sex last weekend

i knew tis korean gal S thru my classmate when we went clubbing

S is a beautiful korean girl just like actress Kim Hee Sun 金喜善 but much younger. she has big round eyes n stands 1.72m tall, almost my height n a wow stat of 32D 24 33

dun hv her photo but show u Kim Hee Sun so u can imagine n visualise how S looks like

after going out for 2 weeks, we finally hd sex n i think she hd quite a few cuts of plastic surgery on her face as well as her assets but if she is happy i m happy

anyway back to my best sex

one saturday afternoon S called me up n said tat her cousin C from korea was in town n asked if i hd the time to show C around

i was free tat saturday n being a nice gentleman (self-proclaimed) i agreed to be their chaufeur

i drove S n C around, hd some nice food n headed down to Zouk to dance the night away

i think all 3 of us hd a little too much drinks n by the time we left we were all feeling rather high. both S n C had started hugging me n kissing me

we went back to my house - all 3 of us

when C saw the swimming pool, she jumped in and swam happily while S n I stood at the side watching her

when C came out of the swimming pool, gosh, i could see her nipples hardened under the thin layer of her T-shirt - she wasn't wearing any bra

i led C n S into my bedroom n let C took her shower in my attached toilet

S immediately kissed me n both of us started touching n kissing n within a minute we were both naked

when i touched her pussy it was so wet wif her lovely juice n i knew S was very horny

i turned her around n started to lick her good n well n she reciprocated by sucking me as well

while we were 69-ing C came out of the toilet wif the tower wrapped around her

in fact i was embarrassed to see C standing there looking at us having oral sex but then she took off the tower n walked towards us

i hd my first oral sex by 2 gals for the 1st time. the feeling was super fantastic wif 1 mouth out of yr cork n the other continuing sucking n mind u, no 1 mouth gives u the same sucking feeling

after a while both S n C turn around n started to kiss each other touching each other breasts. they even started to fingered each other

i was really stunt to see 2 beautiful young gals having such act in front of me

after a while, both of them turned and kneeled wif their legs spread apart wif their pussies facing me, inviting me, luring me

me? i wasted no time n while i was fucking S from behind i fingered C at the same time

after every 3 minutes i swapped my position

we fucked we enjoyed we sweat n after seems like a thousand year, all 3 of us collapsed

my bed sheet was full of my cum n the 2 gals lovely juices

all 3 of us just hugged one another n slept

the next morning i was woken up wif someone sucking my manhood n when i opened my eyes i saw C sucking me slowing

when she saw me awake she turned around n we started to 69

S woke up 2 minutes later n history repeated itself....

More Ha Ha "Fail"

2008-12-23T18:06:00.000+08:00

信 (I)

2008-12-04T03:38:00.000+08:00

致妳：

我不是一个喜欢解释的人

我一向认为: 明白我者，我不必多言；不明白我者，我更不必多费唇舌；

在信中，妳句句说我骗妳、说我在玩弄妳，只把妳当玩具般玩弄。妳说妳只是我在低潮时的代替品。妳说我只在乎她，也只爱我自己，根本没爱过妳。我不相信妳完全感觉不到我对妳的爱慕？！完全感受不到我所付出的吗？难道过去为妳所做的一切都是虚假的吗？一切只不过在玩弄妳？我所付出的，全被当作在玩弄妳，如此而已吗？

我绝对不是妳所说的，玩弄妳，把妳当玩具、代替品等等。。。

我在医院里躺了整整八天，却把自己的头脑想清楚了。

一切事情都已注定，该来的始终会来，该拥有的也是。

写这封信的目的不外是把心中话说出来，当然妳是否会收到这封信已是其次。因为我在想，如果这一次我来不及医治而太迟了，那，我根本没有机会写这封信。世上所有的事也将必定与我再无关系了。

生于死只是一线之差。

我在想，如果我就此从生至死，那我是否甘心呢？我才26岁，还有很多很多事没有做过。I haven’t enjoyed enough.

很多时候，深夜下班独自一人走在漆黑的归途中，不禁悲从中来。日做夜做，丝毫没有私人空间，这么搏做什么？

I have the blue, because I have no shoes;
Until upon the street, I met a man with no feet;

如果妳明白了上面的两行文字，我想生活并没有想象中的苦。

生活毕竟是自己拥有的，只能活一次，再苦也得活下去。活下去、活得好并不是为了别人，而是为自己。

有谁不知晓人都是应该是为自己而活，但，知易行难，因为生活有着太多的束缚。

我何尝不想为自己而活，做自己喜欢做的事。我又何尝不想去爱我所爱的人？！

只因为人还有一些东西是无法摆脱的：-

良心、责任。

在医院急救的当儿，我心里只想，我还没完全疼够妳；我还想拥妳在怀中；我还想再次爱妳，我不能就此死去。

然而，生死之间转了一转之后，很多事情与心态全变了样。

我还想再见妳、再疼妳、再爱妳；却又害怕妳再次受到伤害。只能把一切藏在心底，不表露出来，偶尔把心情再拿出来重温一遍又一遍。毕竟，爱一个人是不想她受伤害。

写于1990年3月5日

心意已决
生死存亡一瞬间

纵然回眸
也许已是百年身

in case u r new, the above letter is written by my uncle A
go read my previous posts to get a better pic

Ang Mo's Humour

2008-11-30T10:48:00.001+08:00

New packaging of fresh milk

Funny Cartoons

2008-11-26T00:06:00.000+08:00

b4 my uncle A upload more of his letters, let me share some funny cartoons 1st

情书

2008-11-17T02:06:00.006+08:00

kaoz, at last i finished typing my uncle's letter. sibeh long but i like although it's really tough for me to type out all the chinese characters 1 by 1. guess after tis, my hanyupinyin improves a lot siah

maybe b4 u continue reading, u may want to read here, here and here to understand the whole pic

if u dun hv the mood to read it now dont read n come back again another time when u feel better

i took the heart to type the long letter out so the least tat u can do is at least read it whole heartedly

my Uncle A's letter

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想不到阔别十八年后，我竟然还会见到妳，虽然陪在妳身边的是另一个他而不是我。

我不怨妳、毕竟在十八年前当我选择离开妳，我就告诉自己我不能再让我们之间有任何的牵连。感情最忌藕断丝连，我别无选择因为我明白凡事断要断得清楚、感情之事更是应该如此。

当时走到那个阶段，我除了狠下心离开妳，别无选择。。。虽然我知道当时的妳一定被我那绝情的决定伤害极深极深。

认识妳时，妳才十六岁。当时我总爱对妳说，“我是老牛吃嫩草” 毕竟我大妳足足七岁。当时的妳只是一名中四生而我已经在社会工作了。犹记得妳有一头飘逸的秀发、如水的双眸、温顺的性格、一切是那么的完美。

刚开始是因为我总是聆听妳对我所诉苦、妳从小就没了父亲，母亲就只疼弟弟。我知晓妳面对一切的不公平、我也总耐心的听妳诉说着学校里老师的偏心（只因为妳买不起昂贵的教师节礼物）

不知从几时开始，我们的电话交谈次数从一个星期一次到一个晚上一次。当我发现我渴望在每个夜晚与妳交谈，我试着压抑自己的感情意志，我甚至强迫自己晚上不要这么早回家，那就不用与妳通电话。（二十年前还没有手机，除了家里的电话就只有公共电话。）

但，说易行难，我终归敌不过自己的心，我越陷越深、我无法自拔、我情不自禁地、我疯狂地爱上了妳。

我只为妳一个人录歌；只和妳谈电话至深夜；只和妳在东海岸的木桌上刻上“A爱A”；我们总躲在妳家的八楼半的楼梯处拥吻；一同去图书馆；一同爬上花芭山；我最喜欢妳把我的眼镜从我脸上除下，然后很细心地用一张面巾把眼镜的镜片擦得干干净净。

很不经意的，那夜播放了一张CD，听到陈百强的“当我想起妳 - extended version”，深深被那女声的旁白感动了，久久不能自己。。。

我常常在想。。。想妳可有想起我？那些录给妳的cassettes 还收藏着、可有重听？那个Musical Box 还在吗？那些叮叮噹噹的音乐在雨夜里是否分外响亮？

这些年来，卡拉OK普遍的流行起来，我当然也去过数次，虽然也和许多人合唱过，却始终不及我和妳在chalet 的深夜合唱过，那首林珊珊的 “恋爱预告” 就让我们两唱得极开心。

当时的我已有一女友，妳知道的，因为我打从开始便没有想要隐瞒妳。我认识她在认识妳之前，而我是一个道德观念极深的人。我告诉过妳我已经与她有了肌肤之亲，怪只怪我自己一心以为她就是我确认的终身伴侣。。。直到我遇见妳。

我不能负她，却不想失去妳。如果可以取舍，那还好一些。只是，世上有着太多不能够取舍的事，也有着太多太多无法十全十美的事。

虽然妳说妳不介意当我那不为人知的地下情人，虽然妳说就算我们一年只能见两三次面也无所谓，只要我是真的爱妳，真的对妳好。

我当时就拒绝了妳，完完全全、彻彻底底、毫不犹豫、毫无保留的拒绝妳。我看到妳那惊讶的神情，紧接着眼眶里的眼泪开始流下来，我当时对于我那绝情的心感到无比内疚，也憎恨我自己，但我知晓我不能接受妳的情感。

我真的不想伤害妳、却伤妳最深！我真的很想与妳长久相依相偎、却落到如今这个结局！

有些错事真的不能犯，一次也不行。因为有些错是一旦做了，是永远永远都无法弥补、无法补偿的，永远不能。

当年与现在，相差实在太多，改变也不少。只是为什么我的心里却始终无法释怀？什么是曾经？所谓曾经是否就已成过去，永远无法重来？

其实，人生有着太多 “不能自己” 的事情，而局中人却只能眼睁睁看着它发生。很多时候，自己已知道结局会如何，但，依然不能自拔地一头栽了下去，以至弄到伤痕累累。。。

我时常有这么一个悲观想法（Tragic Anticipation），总是无法放怀去享受一切，而喜欢去压抑自己的情感。

即不能预支明天的快乐
又为何偏偏要兑现那将来的苦楚

我想一切尽在不言中吧。明知道这是一条两人都会伤心的路，却还是无法control自己而继续下去。不知道 “Out of Sight” 是否就是 “Out of Mind”？

我还有很多话想对妳说，但是又如何？

我只能在心底祝妳快乐、永远。

写于2008年10月中

重见妳于乌节路商场，原来我始终没忘了妳、我始终还惦记着妳、爱着妳、念着妳、想着妳。。。

A Conversation With Uncle A Part (2)

2008-11-13T00:32:00.001+08:00

...continue from part 1...

Me: Uncle A, since you and her love each other so much, did you and her...

Uncle A: No, we did not have sex if that's what in your mind but we did kiss and pet each other

Me: She didn't want to give in to you?

Uncle A: No, I guess if I insisted to have sex with her, she would have given in to me but I didn't want to go all the way too.

Me: I salute you Uncle A cos I guess not many guys will stop when you have stopped especially if she is a beautiful young girl.

Uncle A: She is beautiful but guess I already knew the outcome between us thus I didn't want to take her virginity away and hurt her more.

Me: Hmmm...

Uncle A: I know I had already done wrong by kissing her and petting her.

Me: Then what happen?

Uncle A: Finally, she started to demand more of my time and gradually I felt very miserable stuck between 2 lovers.

Me: Why miserable?

Uncle A: Every Valentine's day, every birthday of mine and then every weekend, I have to schedule myself between them and lied to them. I love both of them but I can only have 1 as my wife.

Me: So you chose aunt?

Uncle A: I had no choice and I knew that I had to make a decision fast before the issue blows up.

Me: No way of having 2 at 1 time?

Uncle A: No eyes, I am surprised you made such statement. No way I could do that. I can only be with 1 and even though Adeline did say that she wouldn't mind being the girl behind the scene so long as I truly love her but how could I be so selfish. Yeah, it's damn good to have 2 girls falling for you but I just have to be fair.

Me: ...

Uncle A: I had no choice but to let her go.

Me: Wouldn't she come back to you after you made it clear for her?

Uncle A: If you really want to stop a relationship, you can do it. I stopped calling her, stopped seeing her and slowly, days after days, months after months, years after years, we lost contacts.

Me: And that's it?

Uncle A: Yes, we stopped contacting each other since then and we did not have handphone then so contacting is more difficult. No computer for MSN and email too.

Me: So what happened after so many years?

Uncle A: I still think of her at times but I already have your aunt. At times, I told myself I need to know how she is now? After 18 years, she is now 36 years old and probably married with kids.

Me: Do you regret with your decision?

Uncle A: I felt very lost then, I don't know what to do and I was like your age, only 23 years old. No one to turn too except myself. I told myself I have to let her go, loving someone is not bringing sadness and misery to her. I was hurt totally when I insisted a break-off yet I could not let her see that I was hurt.

Me: But do you feel regretful?

Uncle A: In my heart I told myself to just let her go and never look back but yes I regretted in letting her go but what was done cannot be undone. To me, that was the best solution for me and definitely for her.

Me: Then what happened recently?

Uncle A: I saw her again that day, totally unexpected.

Me: You sure it's her? I mean Uncle A, 18 years leh...

Uncle A: Yes, I am positively sure it's her. Her features do not changed though age does make her look more mature. Her long straight hair is now curly and she still looks beautiful to me.

Me: Did you say hello to her?

Uncle A: No, she was with a man when I saw her.

Me: Did she see you?

Uncle A: No, I don't think so. She was in fact arguing with that guy she was with. Anyway, so what if she saw me? Our situation has not changed as per 18 years ago and why should I disrupt her life now? I guess she may have even forgotten all about me.

Me: What if, I mean really what if, she is single and she wants to come back to you, what will you do?

Uncle A: I guess unless this is true, I do not want to even consider it. Not forgetting that I am already a married middle-age man.

Me: So what if you are a married middle-age man? look at my dad....

Uncle A: Your dad is an exception.

Me: Tell me, Uncle A, if she really comes back to you, what will you do?

Uncle A: .... (In deep thoughts)

Me: Tell me, Uncle A, if she really comes back to you, what will you do?

Uncle A: I guess, if she really comes back to me now, I will not let her go anymore cos I really missed her. I need to make-up to her for what I have done to her BUT this is just wiseful thinking...

===

with tat we finished our conversation. 18 years later then uncle A saw Adeline again, guess everything is fated.

wl try to post his chinese letter but the letter is so bloody long

A Conversation With Uncle A Part (1)

2008-11-03T01:48:00.003+08:00

Me: Uncle A, how do you know your previous gal?

Uncle A: I knew her when I was giving her brother tuition

Me: How old were you and her then?

Uncle A: I was merely 23 and she was 16.

Me: What's her name? (I din think he wl tell me but surprise)

Uncle A: Adeline

Me: You mentioned that you already went steady with aunt so how did the whole thing happened?

Uncle A: I was still young at 23, just like you. I think when I realised that I have fallen for her, it was a little too late for me to stop my feelings for her.

Me: Eh... uncle A, pardon me for saying but why didn't you choose Adeline instead.

Uncle A: No eyes, I have done wrong with your aunt so how can I choose someone else and leave her?

Me: You mean you have...?

Uncle A: Yes, we had sex before marriage then I met Adeline

Me: So what? Having sex before marriage then cannot change meh?

Uncle A: No eyes, I know you personal life but I was brought up differently and to me, Man has his responsibility

Me: But... but...

Uncle A: No buts, I take responsibility in whatever I did and mind you, 18 years ago, sex before marriage was already a big issue.

Me: I mean which guy doesn't flirt around?

Uncle A: I have never been to a prostitute, neither have I had sex with another girl except your aunt, before or after we are married.

Me: Eh... no chance, is it?

Uncle A: Not no chance, just that I don't want.

Me: So what happened after you realised you actually fell for Adeline?

Uncle A: At that time, your aunt was in the U and she hardly had time for me. I know this is a lousy excuse but it's true because of the lack of time with her, gave me more time and chance with Adeline.

Me: Then?

Uncle A: Adeline and I went out quite a few times.

Me: Where to?

Uncle A: 18 years ago, we do not have karaoke, computer was not common, we do not have handphone and pagers were not common.

Me: So since Adeline was still schooling, I guess it's not easy for both of you to communicate.

Uncle A: Yeah, everytime I went to give her brother tuition, I would leave a letter in her drawer and she usually called me at home with just one single ring and quickly put the phone down to hint me to call her at night.

Me: At night?

Uncle A: Yes, cos her mother worked permenant night shift.

Me: Hmmm, secret code?

Uncle A: I used to copy cassettes with my favourite love songs for her. CD wasn't common then. We went to the library, east coast park etc.

Me: Uncle A, since you and her love each other so much did you and her...

Uncle A: ...

/// to be continue... ///

Uncle A

2008-10-16T01:16:00.009+08:00

i spoke to my uncle A last week

uncle A is 1 man whom i really look up upon. he is cool, friendly, good-natured and i usually heed his advices when i m in trouble n he is not tat old, at around 43 years old only

my mum has 4 other siblings (considered not too many for her generation) n 1 of my aunts is married to uncle A

to everybody, uncle A is the most friendly person. he is knowledgeable, friendly, treats everybody equal whether he is talking to my grandmother or to nieces n nephews like us. he listens to us n gives fair opinion n he seldoms get angry (maybe he does but we seldom see him showing his temple around

i think he is quite well to do but he drives a decent car n whenever we are out for dinners (in a big group including my relatives) he is always the one footing the bills. he always lends a helping hand to anyone who needs help without expecting any returns.

on the other hand, my aunt (uncle A's wife) is very quick temple n a female chauvinist n most of the time we can see uncle A giving in to her

i once asked uncle A why he listens n gives ways to aunt. he told me tat as a man, one must always give in to his wife especially she has married to u n why should men be arguing wif women? letting them get a little for wat they want is acceptable n life wl be much happier

most of us (myself n my other cousins) like uncle A very much cos he talks n treats all of us like adults n he is fair in judgement.

we went out for a drink last weekend n he told me about his love to a girl some 20 yrs ago n he showed me his written chinese articles (we are very close n we share our secrets cos i click wif him very well)

wah-lau eh, his chinese damn powerful but i was really touched by his letter though a little bit too long

his told me his love story wif tat girl he left 18 yrs ago before he married my aunt

i shall post his articles when i got his permission

u wont be disappointed

u just wait

KNN Phui!!!!

2008-09-17T11:01:00.000+08:00

wat kind of cheebye gal wl do such a thing to a man?

after the incident wif maria, i now wl hv sex only wif my fuck buddies. no steady for me right now as i wanna concentrate on my coming final yr

fuck buddies are the best cos u wl hv no commitments watsoever n we understand our needs n play by the book. we r clean, mature, understanding n purely for sex

many of u may not agree to tis kind of relationship but i think it is better than hooking 1-night-stand

anyway, i knew patricia thru another friend n immediately we matched a pair of fuck buddies

we dun hv specific routines to meet up for a round of sex but rather impromptu - sometimes i ask for it n sometimes she asks for it

after last night's incident, pat's name is out of my fuck buddies list

she came over to my hse after dinner n by the way she looked at me, i knew she need to be fed. although i get sex rather easily i always give my best shot to all my partners, never anyhow chin-chai one, always make sure they r satisfied wif my performances.

back to pat. we started kissing n petting in my room (door locked) wif music in the background

pat is 1 of the best kisser i hv ever come across she kisses slowly n affectionately, wif her tongue licking yr inner gums, nibbling softly on yr lips n moans wif such killing voice

last night, after a long kissing of about 3 minutes, she slowly worked her way down to my neck, my chest, my abdomen n lastly settled on my manhood

she wl travel on the full length of my manhood from the testicle all the way to the tip of the head in a very slowly motion. she then used her lovely tongue to go round the head of my penis n slowly moving in circular motion towards the tip

when she reached the tip, she wud then lapped softly, first in the front n back direction then in circular n back to front n back again. the strength she used wif her tongue changed from tender loving strokes to fast hard laps n then back to soft laps again

after a long good oral sex from pat, she stood up and sat on my chair wif her leg spread wide waiting for me to perform oral sex on her

knnbccb

as i lowered myself n neared her i saw a string at the entrance of her cunt n i asked pat wat the hell was tat

"oops, sorry" she said as she pulled the string n out came a tampon which almost hit my fucking face. knn i actually saw blood dripped from the tampon onto my bedroom floor

chee bye, she was having her menses n she expected me to lick her???

wats up man!?!?

i told her to fuck off n never to see her again

you say la, how come got tis kind of char-bor?

knn la, jus my day, phui!

Maria and I

2008-09-14T01:16:00.000+08:00

after the last conversation wif my dad, he finally moved out n now the chee bye house has only my mum, myself n our maid maria

maria is our filopino maid. from wat i know she is a single mother in philippines n her son is only 3 yrs old

though maria is short standing at 1.5m she does hv big neh neh

maybe i m thinking too much but i sometimes hv the feeling tat she was looking at me. i remembered 1 night she came into my room to mop the floor n knn she wasnt wearing any bra

i did not eye at her but how not to notice her 2 bouncing neh neh when she mopped the floor?

my mum is not at home most of the time so inevitably maria n i r rather closed

she used to tell me tat she missed her son very much n wanted to make more money. i once asked her about her husband but she jus cried n said tat her husband left for another woman when she came to spore to work.

maria n i are very close n sometimes she tells me tat whenever she goes to the market those lan jiao bangalas always try to hit on her but she never talks to them

she told me tat she is not going to fool around as she is more interested in making money to save more

we are so closed sometimes we discussed about our needs n my sex life wif my ex gf

ever since angie left me in 2006 i hv not had any steady gf though i did hv a few sex buddies but nothing serious. i once asked maria how she can tahan her urge since she is only 22 yrs old cos for guys like me it is rather easy, either i find my sex buddies or i jus wank myself she told me tat she tries not to think about it n will take more cold showers but at times when she is really horny she wl jus touch herself

how does maria look like, see for yrself

yeah her tummy quite big wat do u expect from a mother?

1 night i was watching porn dvd in my room n i hd forgotten to lock my room. maria came into my room to keep my clothes n she saw me watching the dvd n worse still she could see my erected penis under my shorts.

i immediately switched off the dvd but maria jus smiled at me but kept quiet n walked to my cupboard to keep my clothes

while she bent over to stack my clothes i saw her full round ass. while i was staring at her ass, maria saw me staring at her when she turned around

her face turned red n she bit her lips b4 asking me, "can i touch u?"

b4 i could react to her question, she knelt down in front of me n stroke my penis

"i really missed this" maria said n pulled down my shorts. wif her mouth open, she cupped my whole cock into her mouth n started to suck like there's no tomorrow

either her skill was good or i hv not hd released myself for a long time i ejaculated within her 3 minutes of oral sex on me

jus b4 i cummed i told her, "maria i'm cumming" n tried to pull my penis out from her mouth but she did not allow me to do so instead she let me cummed in her mouth n swallowed every single drop of my cum.

"sorry..." i tried to say something after my penis softened but maria jus smiled n said, "it's ok i enjoyed it as i really missed it for so long..."

after hearing wat maria said, i knew i hd to reciprocate to satisfy her

i pulled her up n laid her down on my bed

she was really surprised when i pull her shorts n panty down.

i spread her legs wide n started to lick her clitoris in slow circular motion - round n round. as maria started to moan, i changed the circular motion to strong hard up n down laps at her then swollen clitoris n by her motion of her hips i knew she was going to cum n without a slight bit of hesitation i lapped my tongue harder n faster n she orgasmed wif such power tat i was almost suffocated by her tight grip of my head

by then i realised tat my penis is hard again

maria was really surprised to see my penis harden again in such short interval after i cummed in her mouth but she guided me into her.

oh man she was tight even though she had a son some 3 yrs ago n i fucked her for a long good 30 minutes before i exploded my cum into her cunt.

my bed was soaked wif my semen n her pussy juice

"maria, i..." i tried to say something but maria stopped me from saying by kissing me

she then told me, "it's alright as we r adults n i really need it, thanks"

she gathered her panty n shorts n left my bedroom

i later found out tat her giving birth to her son was by caesaran n not natural birth, no wonder she is still so tight.

i knew i did nothing wrong cos she is not married now n i m already 23 but somehow i feel funny about the whole incident

tell me wat u think

Just Fuck Off

2008-08-28T02:39:00.000+08:00

since the table tennis saga after the olymic, so many pple praised our girl girl team cos they managed to bring "home" a silver after a fucking long 48 years, almost half a century

i m not talking about the girl girl but the fucking lan jiao male player gao ning

he lost during his match n indirectly put the blame to the coaches, or no coaches to stand by him during his match

why? no coaches around u so u cant play is it?

fuck you understand!!

such a fucking lousy loser whining about his alone wif no help rendered to him thus he cant perform n then he whined about been paid S$2000 a month since he joined singapore with only an increment of $200

cheebye la. if the salary doesnt meet yr fucking expectation, why accept the offer?

then i saw his cheebye face in the papers n knn holy shit, he actually looks like another fucking moron - steven lim

no?!?!?! look at the 2 pics n compare

2 of the same fucking kind

pui!

ha ha

2008-07-25T00:06:00.000+08:00

saw these lj pic in a blog n extracted some of the cannot make it pics to share:

knn imagine u strip her n then saw that she had worn the G-string wrongly

is the designer of this machine a sicko?

chee bye prc (dont ask me, i jus know they r bloody prc)

ha ha sick doggy

ha ha kena fucked liao, any park la

fanstatic design, make me laugh out loud

cool~~~~

chee bye man, i hope he fall n break his bone

ha ha knn la, dun give way la

tat lj lighthouse really look like a dickwif lp

Fake Dawn Yang

2008-07-15T01:51:00.004+08:00

chee bye la, fucking fake girl

when i saw this collection of photo i almost die.

knn dream shattered totally liao

click to enlarge to see her transformation change

Liu Huang Di - Slapping Himself (3)

2008-06-28T03:25:00.002+08:00

i remembered one thing, liu was facing wif someone's nasty comments in his lan jiao blog until he buay tahan, deleted all the comments left by that person. tat person is someone i know thru cyberworld - Anon Girl

anon girl argued wif liu until liu 口哑哑, wahahaha

liu now u understand right, if anyone really wants to argue wif u, u fucking hell wl hv no match at all

people like mockingbird n old beng dont bother to argue wif u so u think u very smart, fuck u la

kena 1 person who really has time n luv to argue, u wl surely lose. no? u deny? ok see the following comment by u in yr old blog

quote:
老星洲 said...
This is one of the worst troublemaker I ever seen before. From now onwards, every single comments from this annoymous will be deleted immediately and permanently.
February 13, 2007 12:54 PM

老星洲 said...
>> Still, I think, it would be a shame to hide your blogs for fear of criticism. The first half of her comments had some relevance.
--> It is not about fear of criticism, John Song. This annoymous has went far overboard to both insulting me and Jack. Please understand that by deleting his/her trolling comments is to prevent any flare up, name-bashing, slandering, unconstructive accusations from taking place.
February 13, 2007 1:03 PM

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ha ha ha, well done la liu. argued lose already then delete others comment so why r u condemning mockingbird for deleting yr comment? u fucking double standard piece of shit

u deleted others comment is alright yet when someone deleted yr comments u buay tahan n make fucking hell lot of noise? no? u want to deny again?

i think since the others dun even want to argue wif u, then let me be the 1 to do so

so liu dont think u r fucking good in debating, u r only a fucking talk-nonsense low class cheebye moron n when u meet someone like anon girl or me, u can only fucking hide

FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!

Liu Huang Di - The Cheebye Kia aka Anal Boy (2)

2008-06-27T01:11:00.004+08:00

let me explained why i m hitting liu. it's all bcos of his fucking comments in mockingbird's post.

i dun hv the original post which was written by mockingbird but in short, mockingbird posted his frustration on having someone wif different views kept leaving nasty comment in his blog jus bcos they hv different views

mockingbird, in his post, asked whether wat the reader would hv done if they were him facing some asshole moron leaving nasty comments in their blog.

old beng posted his comment n the rest is history. i shall paste the comments here for all to see how the fucking cheebye moron liu argued irrational until mockingbird also buay tahan thus deleted the post:

quote :

Old Beng said...
I, for sure, will delete all his comments and ask him to FO.

Some young punk trying to teach his father how to fuck?

Not worth wasting our time on him.

He who thinks he knows everything knows nothing.

刘皇帝 said...
It seems that some adults are simply retarded.

Old Beng, I would suggest you to find out another side of the story before you jump into conclusion. By just looking at your comment, you give me an impression of speaking without thinking.

You and Mocking Bird are middle-aged adults and it is sad that both of you behave like undergrowth adolescents.

Prove to me that you know more than me. Want to take this challenge?A mature adult will not use blogs to attack another user.

Get this message right into you. Don't be a retard.

Time will tell who is the loser in the end.

noeyesee said...
liu let me, as a 3rd party, have my view

i hv been reading mockingbird blog for a long time n though he is a staunch christian, he does accept others diff views. he is a good nature man

i used to read yr blog too but not ever since yr privatised it

now liu, i read the comments between mockingbird n u and also the comment left by old beng

i dun understand why u r so upset wif old beng? he is merely answering mockingbird wif his view if some blogger were to leave offensive comments on his blog just because their views differ from his?

it seems like u take his comment so personally n started to bombard him too. are u sure he is referring to u or r u just been paranoid again? nothing new though

even mockingbird was very tolerance wif u in the beginning until u started to write offensive remarks

come on liu, we all know yr style of writing y r always write fucking long comments trying to prove every single point others see differently from u BUT though u write fuckingly long, there is no substance whatsoever in yr argument

u always want to hv the last say thinking that u can argue very well, lan jiao ok

u always think u r the smartest boy in singapore, fuck u n pls stop going around challenging everybody, who the fuck do u think u r? u r just a 18-year-old young boy re-taking O level what cheebye plan u hv for yr fucking future life, go do well in yr O level 1st n stop dreaming to get into ajc

stop going around challenging other bloggers n yes in my opinion, u r a fucking born loser going around barking like a mad dog knowing no adult wl want to argue wif u thus u kept on wanting to challenge them n thinking everybody is afraid of u

FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND!!!

pls, do all of us a favour, go fuck yourself

noeyesee said...
oh by the way, the pic mockingbird put in his blog looks exactly like u - anal boy and yes i m waiting for u to leave yr fucking cheebye long comment targeting on me now

pls write something sensible n bloggers using vulgarities r not low class people

a last word before i go

to liu - FUCK YOU DEEP DEEP!!!wahahahahahaha!

刘皇帝 said...
>> i hv been reading mockingbird blog for a long time n though he is a staunch christian, he does accept others diff views. he is a good nature man
--> While cursing me to hell? Are you being biased?

>> i dun understand why u r so upset wif old beng? he is merely answering mockingbird wif his view if some blogger were to leave offensive comments on his blog just because their views differ from his?
--> Let me make this clear that I am not agitated by old beng. And that "young punk" is referring to me. Neither my comments are offensive, do use your eyes to see.

>> it seems like u take his comment so personally n started to bombard him too. are u sure he is referring to u or r u just been paranoid again? nothing new though
--> I bombarded him because he did not read those comments (deleted by MB) that were written by me a few days ago. And jumped into conclusion in a lightning speed. And why should I be afraid or suspecious of him? Do you understand what is paranoid?

>> even mockingbird was very tolerance wif u in the beginning until u started to write offensive remarks
--> Like I said, my comments are not offensive. I am speaking the truth. Just because you personally feel it is offensive does not mean that those comments are deemed to be wrong or unjust. And I did not blast him back when he sent those foul-written emails to me.

>> come on liu, we all know yr style of writing
--> Thank you for knowing my style of writing but do you know the meaning behind it?

>> yr always write fucking long comments trying to prove every single point others see differently from u BUT though u write fuckingly long, there is no substance whatsoever in yr argument
--> Since you understand my style of writing, then could you please swallow my long comments and stop using indecent words? Not because it has no substance but rather you have no substance to understand the substance containing inside my content. You think with this kind of "to liu - FUCK YOU DEEP DEEP!!!", I will gain an impression that you have substance? Forget it.

>> u always want to hv the last say thinking that u can argue very well, lan jiao ok
--> I afraid you have misunderstood. My point here is not to score more debating points but to put my message across you and the others. My message is my other side of the story which you have failed to understand badly.

>> u always think u r the smartest boy in singapore, fuck u
--> Please cite an evidence to prove that I always think I am the smartest boy in Singapore.

>> n pls stop going around challenging everybody, who the fuck do u think u r? u r just a 18-year-old young boy re-taking O level
--> I think you can have a nice chat with Wee Shu Min, she will enjoy talking with you in an elitist manner. I say you are retarded. Want a proof? Look here: You say I am just a 18-year-old man re-taking my O Levels and thus I should not go around challenge everybody. The thing is, do you have any evidence to prove that I am challenging every singe human that hovers around me? And do you know that I am no longer re-taking my O Levels (since I have already passed it and now heading on to a brighter route)?. Do you know that there are many 18-year-olds who can speak, understand and analyse things more better than the adults? I assume you have not seen them yet while making these retarded statements. That is why I say you are retarded.

>> what cheebye plan u hv for yr fucking future life, go do well in yr O level 1st n stop dreaming to get into ajc
--> Sorry, my dear friend, I have passed my O Levels well and now studying in a JC. Last year, many idiots like you predicted that I will sure fail my O Levels for the second time but eventually I made it into a JC. What a astounding surprise for them, and you.

>> stop going around challenging other bloggers n yes in my opinion, u r a fucking born loser going around barking like a mad dog
--> I am amused by your sweeping statement. Seriously, I am not offended, not indignated or agitated by you. I am simply curious that why some people can so "intelligent" that they jumped blazingly into conclusion and passed down prejudice remarks on a person/object. I think someone can redefine the term called "stupidity".

>> knowing no adult wl want to argue wif u thus u kept on wanting to challenge them n thinking everybody is afraid of u
--> Mind if you can adjust the sentence abit? I am not intertested to argue with MB, OB and you. However, if I do not rebut back, idiots like you will continue to write defamatory and malefactor statements against me.Just like MB, who deleted all of my comments and some of his to hide evidence. So that no one will ever find out who started the exchange in the first place.

>> FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND!!! pls, do all of us a favour, go fuck yourself
--> You have substance? Are you smart? Can you argue well? If yes, then do not pass this statement again.

刘皇帝 said...
>> u r a fucking born loser going around barking like a mad dog
--> A fugging sore loser will not label "This World Really Sucks" just because he could not take it. A sore loser is a person who loses out to the majority but insisting on winning and call others as "playing cheat", "not fair", "I am the real winner", etc. In your entry, "Fuming Hot", you say "Damn FUCKING HOT man. Think today is not my fucking day, since morning until evening, everything I did, everyone I met and every word I said also not correct." Man, we have a sore loser who barks at the warm weather like a mad dog. Are you first time living in Singapore?

刘皇帝 said...
>> oh by the way, the pic mockingbird put in his blog looks exactly like u - anal boy
--> So much for your maturity. Thanks for proving that.

>> pls write something sensible n bloggers using vulgarities r not low class people
--> Do you ever seen University professors using "f you" and "f-ing" as their officlal language? But do you heard of low class gangsters using these words more often than civil servants? If people using vulgarities are not low class people, then could you justified street fightings and violence are not low class activities too? Wake up now, my friend. Vulgarities will forver be deemed as low life, just like murdering and street fighting.

>> to liu - FUCK YOU DEEP DEEP!!!wahahahahahaha!
--> Thank you. You have just proven yourself that you are a low class person. Thanks for all the amusements.

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noeyesee said...
again u hv proven yr stupidity in arguing every damn sentence i wrote.

FUCK YOU and nothing else, you morona waste of time talking to a stupid asshole

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刘皇帝 said...
>> again u hv proven yr stupidity in arguing every damn sentence i wrote.
--> I do not have to rebut every single sentence, my dear friend. This is because some sentences are simply too appalling to even take a look at it. Care to cite an example of my so called stupidity in arguing your so called damn sentence? A mere hypothesis without solid examples to back up is a white elephant.

>> FUCK YOU and nothing else, you moron
--> Other than the same, old-fashioned "F you", what vulgarities you can produce without the word "F"? I think low class sum sengs can write more eye-catching foul words than you.

>> a waste of time talking to a stupid asshole
-> If you could not think of anything to rebut back, then just say it. No one will laugh at you.You think only you are the one wasting your time? No. I wasted alot of time constructing the above paragraphs in answer back to adversely retarded comments made by an "intelligent" personnel. But nevertheless, at least I have distressed myself by expressing my tenets to an amusing person after I buried myself on my A Levels. Surprisingly I am already on my A Level track, isn't it? Mr noeyesee?"...who the fuck do u think u r? u r just a 18-year-old young boy re-taking O level... what cheebye plan u hv for yr fucking future life, go do well in yr O level 1st n stop dreaming to get into ajc"

noeyesee said...
Ha ha cheebye moron anal-liu. so what if u r taking yr A level now? u still re-take yr fucking O n u called that planning of yr life? damn sia-suay

fuck yooooouuuuu!Damn shiok, wahahahahaha!!

mockingbird, sorry to use yr comment to fuck some insensible fucker.

Mockingbird said...
To Liu Huang Di:
I don't mind you pointing out your disagreements with my views, i would appreciate it if you do it in a non-offensive, non-provocative manner.

As much as you hate people shoving their views, which you disagree with, down your throat, i hope you can refrain from posting critical, judgemental, offensive comments which sound like you're always right and everybody else is always wrong.

Mockingbird said...
To Noeyesee:
A 1st year JC kid tries to shove down my throat his views which differ from mine. Trying to tell me he's right and i'm wrong.

Ha. The truth is: Nobody is right. Nobody is wrong. Everyone is entitled to his beliefs and opinions.

He who insists that someone, whose views are different from his, are wrong, is the one who is in the wrong. I mean even if i think your views are wrong, i don't correct you in such an offensive manner. i would only point out to you what my alternative views are.

Whether you accept them or not, is entirely your own business or funeral, if you insist. You have every right and freedom to reject other people's ideas just as everyone else has every right and freedom to reject yours.

Old Beng said...
Mockingbird
Thanks for your email.

Noeyes
Please do not comment on my behalf as you do not know what I think though I appreciate your gesture.

If you know me, you will know how I will react to such bo-liao comments.

Mockingbird said...
i think among us adults, Old Beng is the most mature and wisest :)

noeyesee said...
to liu - since u asked for it u wl get it from me n i shall follow yr style in shooting u

>> While cursing me to hell?
=> u not only need to be cursed, u need to be fucked, n fucked real hard!

>> Like I said, my comments are not offensive.
=> not offensive? yr cheeby comments r the worst i hv ever seen

>> My message is my other side of the story which you have failed to understand badly
=> who wants to ubderstanding yr fucking story, maybe except yr mother la

>> I have passed my O Levels well and now studying in a JC.
=> so? u still take 2 yrs to do it la, fucker loser cheeby bodoh piece of shit, hopefully u wont need to re-take yr A level

>> Just like MB, who deleted all of my comments and some of his to hide evidence
=> tell u the truth, all those nonsense that were written by u wl be deleted by everyone cos nobody can accept yr stupid fucking bo-liao cheeby comment

>> In your entry...
=> ha ha so u sneak n read my blog, real cheebye man, privatised yr blog but then go to everybody's blog to read. guess u must be wanting to learn how to fuck from my post right? maybe u were reading n yanking off at the same time, u fucking loser

>> Other than the same, old-fashioned "F you", what vulgarities you can produce without the word "F"?
=> for cheebye fucker like u only : kan ni na bu chao chee bye

>> I wasted alot of time constructing the above paragraphs..
=> i hope u wont spend too much time on yr piece of shitty comment n then fail yr A level n re-take again, just like yr fucking simple O level also need to take twice

====

mockingbird,
sorry but i just cant bare to see moron like liu leaving comments as though he is the only fucking wise guy on the planet earth, as if the world revolves around him only.

noeyesee said...
to old beng
>> Please do not comment on my behalf as you do not know what I think though I appreciate your gesture
=> sorry n i wl not comment on yr behalf again, i wl directly shoot him :)

knowing yr style, u probably wl not even bother to answer that lan jiao prick

-------------------------------------------------

liu might hv left some more lan jiao comment after my last comment but at this point in time, mockingbird deleted his post

so tell him is liu a fucking cheeby lan jiao moron asshole

of course he is one la

liu FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND!!!

Cheebye Kia aka Anal Boy Aka Liu Huang Di (1)

2008-06-25T14:37:00.005+08:00

there is this stupid moron young boy with his peanut brain or mosquito brain calling himself 刘皇帝 going around blogs challenging everybody who has different views from him

how fucking cheebye can a 18-year-old lao-lan kia be?

i used to read his blog n actually felt pityful for him cos he was in North View Sec n he failed his O level despites having high hope of himself

i felt pity for him cos he is a skinny nerd n always bullied by his classmate then. i even offerred to help him to settle his disputes wif his hooligan classmates then but he solved it wif the aid of his other ganster friends

while preparing for his O level, he kept dreaming of getting into anderson jc cos to him ajc is the best jc in spore but this fucker cannot even make it in his 1st attempt - yeah he failed his O level

after tat his prevatised his blog n i din even bother to request to be invited cos he writes rubbish most of the time, condemning each n everyone who crossed path wif him

then he finally passed his O level - dun know wat his fucking grades as he is too afraid to share but guess he din get into ajc cos he never wan to reveal which jc

my guess is he did pass his O level during his 2nd trial but din get into the jc he wanted so stopped talking big as if passing yr cheebye O level is very great, lan jiao ok

he luvs to argue wif his fucking long comments as if no human beings on earth is correct but him

he wl argue until the cows come home still cannot die n continue his cheebye arguement. he wl always want to hv the last say n all others who disagree wif him wl be bombarded by his super fucking long comments

he argues a lot but no substance at all n the best part is he thinks he is smarter than adults like mockingbird n old beng n of course me

liu, u cheebye asshole moron, wake up yr lan jiao idea ok u only like to argue thinking u r the best the smartest boy but actually u r jus a good for nothing fucking A level boy whining n challenging bloggers whom u know wl never want to really argue wif u

everything n anything u also want to argue, want to hv the last say n never admit u r in the fucking wrong, u r jus a FUCKING CHEEBYE ASSHOLE LAN JIAO MORON

FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND!!!

for u i change my comments moderation to non-moderation so that yr cheeby fucking comment wl be released immediately

come come n make me smile wif yr cheebye useless substance-less long comments

i wait for u cheebye liu

Taekwondo Best Knockouts

2008-06-16T19:00:00.003+08:00

my ridiculous parents

2008-06-08T12:03:00.002+08:00

cheebye

my dad talked to me yesterday

*******

dad : ah boy i m moving out

me : huh? why?

dad : i dun luv yr mum anymore

me : so? still can live together what?

dad : i fell in luv wif another woman

me : who?

dad : a ktv hostess from prc

me : u serious?

dad : ya

me : i know u all businessmen all 1 kind go out sure meet many women but why get yourself so involved?

dad : i really luv her

me : come on dad you how old liao still luv here luv there

dad : u mean middle-age man cant luv anymore?

me : why now?

dad : jus think about it i m already 52 n if i dun live the life i want now then when?

me : is it fair to mum?

dad : i wl take care of both yr mum n you, the house, the car, cash

me : how about mum's life? u jus walk out of her jus like that?

dad : she has someone taking care of her since 5 yrs ago n we hv been sleeping in different bedroom if u hv not noticed

*******

knnccb wat's in these grown-ups' fucking mind?

falling in luv at his fucking age of 50s

mum has been seeing some guy behind our back all these yrs

guess my parents are more happenings than me

cheebye

New Form of Cigarettes

2008-05-22T03:52:00.001+08:00

when i saw this pic, i really laugh out loud

guess if all cigarettes are made in this form, all male smokers will quit smoking but then female smokers may increase tremendously wahahahahaha!!!

Bloody PRC

2008-03-28T03:24:00.002+08:00

fuck!!!!

i m damn pissed off wif the no of prc flooding our land, in the school, in the library, in the market, everywhere

they talk so bloody loud as if the world only belongs to them, knn yak yak yak non-stop

had seen some prc women conning some old men to buy handphones for them n jus turn a corner they will return the hp for money refund

hv we not heard of prc women openly criticising our singapore men are all so fucking stupid?

i was walking wif my 2 female classmates along my school last week when a group of prc male students (5 young guys) were sitting on the staircase blocking our way

we asked them to excuse us so that we can walk past them but the guys just ignored us n 1 of the chee bye cheena boys started to comment, 这些新加坡混人都没用的，不过那两个妞还蛮不赖

although my chinese is not very good i do understand every word that chee bye guy said
i stared at him n he knew that we understood what he just said

"why? u r not happy wif wat i just said? u singaporeans r fucking pathetic, u cant speak proper english n u cant speak proper mandarin, a whole bunch of useless pricks, 只会浪费地球上的资源"

1 of my classmates told the guy to fuck off n go back to china instead

another prc chee bye guy insulted my classmate "你他妈的什么东西，要不是新加坡没人材，需要我们中国人来帮你们制造繁荣昌盛的社会，我们才懒得来。不过老实讲，新加坡也有优点的，你们这些女孩子的身体就还不错，我就干了几个。你们今晚陪我们一夜，我们就让你们过"

i was real angry then n i told that chee by guy "你回去干你娘吧"

that was when all the 5 prc guys stood up n wanted to teach us a lesson

u wont believe those bastards, when 3 of them charged towards me, the other 2 actually wanted to beat up my 2 female friends

i hd no choice but to ko the 2 bloody bastards who intended to beat up my 2 friends. cant imagine if i do not practice tkd, all 3 of us wl kena beat up

end result? i was suspended from school for 2 weeks but all 5 knnb prc guys landed in hospital wif some fractured bones, toothless chee bye mouths n orh-bak-kark

the police let me go cos we were able to prove tat the 5 guys started the fight first n they even tried to beat up my 2 female classmates, wat low class guys want to lay hands on girls

Nice

2008-03-25T02:04:00.001+08:00

nice ad

nice sculpture

nice number plate

nice ad - cover the head n glass of the pic on the right

My View On Edison Chen

2008-02-22T02:09:00.000+08:00

recently 1 of the hottest issues in town was about edison chen's photo scandal when his private photo shots with many female celebrities were released freely in the internet

everyone, well almost everyone, is pointing the finger at him and putting the blame solely on him

i think this is not fair to him

when a couple gets together for a while, inevitably, sex will come in place. no more saving the last for marriage night, not for the new n young generation

many will think why the female celebrities were so stupid to agree to let edison take their photo during their sex time

i think during the time of action, they were an item n since edison is also a celebrity, he for sure will not release the photo thus many gals felt safe to let him take the photo

having more than 1 girl friend is not wrong; having sex before marriage is not wrong; it's just individual's perception and mindset

love to snap photo during action is up to individual so long as it is meant for personal viewing

edison is fucking stupid cos he sent his pc for repair before he actually got rid of all the juicy photos in the hard drive

he could simply deleted all the photo properly prior to sending the pc for repair but guess he wanted to keep all the photo

i pity him but he is to be blamed for being such a stupid prick

i love sex but never will take photo at all, it is basic respect to my partners

hope this scandal of edison can bring out a warning to the young public

Road Bully

2008-01-29T01:32:00.000+08:00

last week i encountered 1 moron road-bully on the road.

i was driving alone PIE with my female classmate when there was a car hogging on lane 1. when i drove close to that car, the driver jus bo-chap n continued to hog at the speed of maybe 50km only.

knn, lane 1 leh. i beamed at the slow drive once but he jus maintained his speed. knowing that this type of slow moron would not switch lane no matter how many times you beamed or honked at him.

i jus changed my lane n overtook him. while overtaking him, i saw that the driver was talking on his mobile phone without a earpiece or bluetooth n he was staring at me when i overtook him.

after overtaking him, i continued to drive on without thinking much about it.

suddenly, that moron drove very fast n was following me closely n kept high beaming me.

knn damn fucking irritating moron but i jus switched to lane 2 n allowed him to overtake me but he jus followed me switched to lane 2 too n continued to flash the lights at me.

cheebye, i bo-bian switched back to lane 1 n sped up.

yeah you probably can guess what happened next. that cheebye man kept following behind me n kept beaming me.

i must say he had quite good driving skill cos despite me speeding up, he managed to follow me closely, knn all the way along PIE.

finally i buay tahan that moron anymore so i switched to lane 3 n slowed down letting that moron overtook me.

i did not chase him back to beam him but jus decided to let him go, no point doing the childish act but then to my surprised he also slowed down n still maintained behind me

i guessed he must had beamed me at least for 5 long minutes. finally i left PIE into the slip road to simei where my classmate stays n that moron driver obviously did not want to end his fun n he also followed me.

i turned into the carpark, killed my engine n stepped out of the car. That moron also stopped his car n stepped out walking towards me.

he was in his early 30s, wore a sleeveless t-shirt showing his tattoos all over n gosh his had a really fucking lan jiao face - those type sure kena police interrogate everytime he meets a policeman

my female classmate was standing beside me but i urged her to go back up to her house but she refused n jus stood beside me

"kan ni na bu chao chee bye!" that tattoed man shouted at me "u think u drive bm tua-kee is it? beam simi lan jiao beam"

"oei, watch your mouth hor uncle." my female classmate told the tattooed man.

"chao chee bye, men talk u cha bor chui-tak-lan ok" tattooed man pointed his finger at my classmate

i started to lose my patience n i told the tattooed man, "wat u want uncle? jus buzz off"

"u kan ni niah, u beam wat beam?" tattooed man said

"uncle u better stop insulting my mum" i looked at him

"cheebye u. why cannot fuck your mother is it? fuck your mother, puki mah 干你娘!" tattooed man continued.

"jus buzz off" i turned around n lead my classmate towards her block.

suddenly i heard a loud thud n as i turned around i saw that tattooed man kicked my car door again wif another loud thud.

knn there were 2 dents on my car door.

"uncle why u kick my friend's car door?" my classmate asked

by then there were a few passersby standing near us.

as i walked towards my car, tat tattooed man stepped back away from me.

knn, the dents were quite obvious.

"uncle u must pay for the repair" my classmate said

"chee bye la, why u talk so much?" tattooed man raised his hand n wanted to slap my classmate.

i grabbed his hand n shoved him hard which sent him stumbled a few steps backwards.

the tattooed man after gathering his stability, started to charge at me n aimed 2 punches at my face.

i swayed my body n his 2 punches missed my face totally.

"stop! i dont want to fight wif u" i told tattooed man as i moved myelf away from his attack.

"kan ni niah, hor li si!" tattooed man kept swinging his punches towards me.

But no matter how i moved away, i was hit twice - once on my shoulder n once on my chest.

guessed i had enough of his bullshit n i gave him 1 punch right between his 2 eyes. i must had definitely broken his nose cos i swear i heard a "crack" when my punch hit his nose.

tattooed man retreated holding his broken nose with blood gushing out like the running tap, "ahhhhhhh~~~ u chao chee bye, u broke my nose~~~~"

tattooed man was even more angry n again charged at me wif his punches flying all over the places but missed me completely.

i was really angry by then n i gave him a real hard punch on his stomach n that ended the whole issue; i normally will not hit a person full strength but i was too angry that day so i gave him my full force.

tattooed man after receiving my hard punch on his stomach, jus fell onto the ground wif his hands crouching at his stomach area panting loudly but was not able to stand up again

don't think anyone who received my hard punch can regain his strength in a short period of time.

i jus stood there wif my classmate waiting for the tattooed man to regain his breath

after 5 minutes or so, tattooed man finally stood up n jus walked away slowly to his car n drove off.

i walked my classmate up to her flat n left for my friend's garage to deal wif the 2 lan jiao dents.

jus my luck to hav met wif such moron

Good Bye

2007-03-22T18:50:00.000+08:00

to whoever is still reading my blog

thank u but looking at the counter, ha ha kitten 1 or 2 who still visit my blog

too busy

too sian

pointless to go on blogging

i wl not write anymore

so

thanks to all who had come n left comments

GOOD BYE

Ranting

2007-01-11T07:41:00.001+08:00

i went to orchard road again during year end 2006 n was actually hoping to be able to whack some idiots

dun ask me why, mayb i was angry. angry wif wat? i really dun know, every fuck thing makes me angry

school work, parents hving problem, boring chee bye life n angie kept sending me sms n trying to meet me

all in all makes me wanna blow

too bad, there was nothing happening at orchard road, unlike last years event

knn la fucking hell, this world really sucks

Man Wanted

2006-12-20T11:23:00.000+08:00

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's)
MUST NOT BEAT ME
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.

"You might be in my age group but just look at you... you have no legs!"

The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled. "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"

The old man leaned back, beamed a huge smile at her and said, "I rang your door bell, didn't I ?"

The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.

Wakaoz People Walking On Earth

2006-12-12T01:50:00.000+08:00

pls be warned that any discomfort, sickness, faint, puke whatsoever after reading tis post is strictly yr family cb matter, dun come after me.

we hv many fucking weirdos roaming on the surface of our Earth. some purposely act weird for their entertainment life like 如花, stephen chow´s nose digger n 八两金. to me its alright to act weird to be able to survive in the cruel lime line

some r jus kan ni na fucking cb face, eh... actually jus one la, spore shameless stripper - steven lim

william hung is already history n he jus happened to be able to grab all he can during his short period of so called "she bangs" fame. a smart guy knowing when to grab $

许纯美 is a joker n her actions, the way she talks, the way she carries herself, her love life wif all the young boys etc r jus too extreme to be normal

last but not least 芙蓉姐姐 from prc. every foto she takes sure must twist n turn her plump body to create her "S-shape" figure

come worship me cos i am the most handsome guy on Earth

me weird? who cares so long as I grab $$$

come come let me kiss you

me weirdo? 偶要告你!!!

me pretty not? me got longkang to gain point

come see my beautiful "S" shape figure

talk cock la, dig gold better wahahahahaha

Nice Advertisements

2006-12-11T15:35:00.000+08:00

Adults Cartoons

2006-12-07T15:09:00.000+08:00

Rules & Principles!!!!!

2006-12-04T15:57:00.000+08:00

i dun noe wat to say? i m jus fucking confused n furious

angie got married to tat old man, ok la he´s not tat old maybe around mid 40s

chee bye, angie is only 21 n tat fucking old man is doubled her age. yeah yeah, age is not the factor its the chemistry, yeah chemistry my lan jiao foot ok.

as a matter of fact i din attend angies wedding dinner but she finally told me the reason for marrying tat old man b4 their big day. i cant do anything cos i dont hv tat kind of money to help angie

2 weeks after angie got married she met up wif me after she came back from her honeymoon n the reason for her to meet me is to give me a fucking bo-liao magnet from korea

after talking to her for a while she started to stroke my thigh

me: stop, wat the hell r u doing

angie: i missed u (she started to move her hand higher to my manhood)

me: no!! (i pushed her away)

i asked her wats wrong wif her n i told her tat i wont hv any relationship wif married woman

knn, angies tears began to flow n in between her sobs, she told me tat she still luv me n tat her fat old lan jiao husband cannot satisfy her

she had not had any climax since they got married n she doesnt luv him n she only married him to repay his kindness

knnbccb i am fucking confused n i told her off

even if i still luv her very much but too bad shes already married n I WILL NOT FUCK MARRIED WOMAN however desperate i may be

me: no way angie, wat do u treat me as? a fucking machine to let u get all yr orgasms? yes i luv to fuck but i hv my rules

angie hugged me n kissed me hard, so hard my gum started to bleed

again i pushed her away

angie: why r u pushing me away? u r having a hard on now n dun u 1 me 2 to blow u? dun u 1 2 make luv to me like we always did? u hv always luv to make luv to me?

i pulled her up from my bed n shove her out of my bedroom

before slamming my door i told her: u r wrong i do luv u very much but tats b4 u r married. pls dun come to me anymore cos i dun 1 2 see u

knnbccb guess i hv to get myself a gf real soon

tat night i masturbated after more than 2 months without sex

Fucking Bo-Liao Tourists

2006-11-26T12:00:00.000+08:00

T Shirts I Like

2006-11-22T00:16:00.000+08:00

A Joke

2006-11-21T12:30:00.000+08:00

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a Cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's a German Pope.)

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: " The Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "The President?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur."

Good Signs

2006-11-20T06:20:00.000+08:00

Cheeky Kids

2006-11-16T18:01:00.000+08:00

oversea funni languages

2006-11-15T12:35:00.000+08:00

a picture speaks a thousand words but how to say such words when 1 is oversea, i like the jussipussi best

2 funni pics

2006-11-12T04:01:00.000+08:00

2 nice pic to share just 4 laugh

wrong helping hand

releasing pigeons in a wrong way

A Song That Punches Me Straight At My Face

2006-08-21T02:08:00.000+08:00

last weekend went to visit my grandmother at NUH with my mum. she is very old (89 years old) n too weak to walk n need help to move around the house.

last friday, in the middle of the night, she suddenly woke up n struggled to the toilet by herself without waking the sleeping maid. she fell n broke 2 of her ribs n now landed in the hospital but she is ok now, just warded for further observation due to her old age.

i was travelling in mum´s car n suddenly i heard this chinese song played in her CD and omg the lyrics of the song just punched me right there, hard n right onto my nose.

a song by 陈升, "把悲伤留给自己". just to share the following lyrics of the song with you:

把悲伤留给自己
(词曲:陈升)

能不能让我陪着你走
既然你说留不住你
回去的路有些黑暗
担心让你一个人走

我想是因为我不够温柔
不能分担你的忧愁
如果这样说不出口
就把遗憾放在心中

把我的悲伤留给自己
你的美丽让你带走
从此以后我再没有快乐起来的理由
我想我可以忍住悲伤
可不可以
你也会想起我

是不是可以牵你的手啊
从来没有这样要求
怕你难过转身就走
那就这样吧我会了解的

我想我可以忍住悲伤
假装生命中没有你
从此以后我在这里
日夜等待你的消息

能不能让我陪着你走
既然你说留不住你
无论你在天涯海角
时不时的偶尔会想起我
可不可以你也会想起我
可不可以

i wl talk to angie again, not to ask her to re-consider her choice of marrying that old man, but the reason behind it. she has not told me her reason for the sudden marriage arrangement.

i respect her decision but at least tell me the reason.

once loved, the feeling wl stay even though she may be someone else´s wife soon.

Single Again

2006-08-15T22:47:00.000+08:00

i dont believe it! not a bit at all but guess in the field of relationship, nothing is logical nor rational.

ever since my school started, i hv been very busy but still i met up with angie at least once a week if not twice or thrice, usually on weekends.

we did the usual stuff, catch a movie, watch dvd at home, shopping, eating out, clubbing n making out.

although we did say from the start that our relationship is dispensible without any commitment whatsoever but when the feeling is no longer there and the heart changes, theres no turning back.

now i am single again n dont think i wl be feeling sad over this sour relationship for too long. what is done cannot be undone. just hope that she is happy with her choice.

i shall decide later whether i will be attending her wedding dinner or not when the date is nearer.

though it was a total shock to me when she gave me her wedding invitation card last weekend, i know i hv to let her go.

yes, her wedding news did break my heart but again, i have loved her before and now that she is getting married, i know i hv to get use to not able to be with her again.

since its her choice, and loving her is to let her go

i wl be fine, i reckon...

The Current The Past And The In Between

2006-06-11T12:25:00.000+08:00

wat wl u do if u met your ex while u were wif yr current chick?

my 1st girl was Mary, i knew her during my JC time and while i was serving my army, she left for further studies in the states and she wrote an email to me clearly stated that we are not suitable for each other, or maybe just i am not suitable for her.

anyway, 1st love usually doesnt last forever, though i must admit it was real sweet to have someone to come into yr life, esp 1st love.

then angie came into my life, though we made it clear that our relationship is purely dispensible, we do care for each other deeply.

she is sensitive yet understanding; caring yet not nagging; hyper friendly yet draws line clear with men;

the other day, we went for the show Da Vichi Code, boy, the book is defintely better and tom hanks does look old.

while walking aimlessly at the mall, i saw mary browsing some cd in a cd shop and a funny sensation past thru me. she had put on some weight and she looked more fleshy.

almost immediately, angie sensed my un-natural body language. i swear i did not act un-naturally but guess girls do have that special feeling when her bf mood changes.

she noticed that i was looking at mary n gave me a questioning eye-brow raising look.

i told her that the girl was mary, my ex n angie pulled me into the cd shop. mary saw us n we had some small talks n all the while angie just stood beside me wif a smile.

though i maybe lousy in understanding girls, i think i did sense that they were observing each other.

mary had completed her studies n had jus come back home n started wroking in her fathers company.

after exchanging our latest mobile numbers, we went our separate ways.

angie was rather quiet until we were at her door outside her house.

"so any plan to patch back wif her? its ok wif me if u wanna go back to her"

i was shock at her remarks. why would she be thinking so? did i hv an expression on my face that i still cant get over mary?

"really its ok if u wanna go back to her..."

"i dont know wats in yr mind but she n i are history n now u r my gf. tis is the 1st n last time we r to discuss on such issue. dont be like those stupid narrow minded girls who act childishly. i wl not go back to her but of course she is still my friend."

"u r right. i shudnt even hv brought up this issue, sorry but as a woman, i can tell by the way she looked at u, she still has feelings for u..."

"watever she thinks is not impt to me anymore n like i said, i still will treat her as a friend."

"ya i guess so. anyway, no worries, i shant be talking about her anymore. go home n have a good rest."

i kissed her goodbye n drove home straight.

that night, i dreamt of mary for the 1st time after so many years....

The End Of Singapore

2006-05-23T17:58:00.000+08:00

all friends and readers

pls listen to me carefully or in this case, pls read carefully.

do not, i repeat, DO NOT, go out and roam in Singapore so often now as there r more n more crazy people around.

be alert and aware of yr surrounding whenever u r outside

fucking wieldos and many sickos are all roaming in our little country.

knn, u dont believe wat i say?

just answer my question: did u or did u not watch the fucking first episode of singapore idols?

no? pls watch the re-run then come back n read my blog again, go get out of this blog now. come back later

ha, u watched the singapore idol.

knn n kns me itchy backside nothing to do, sat in front of the tv watching those gila wieldos knnb crazy pple making a damn real fool outta themselves

there´s this crazy model who can´t sing at all; stupid nong nong ago; 1 girl can´t even pronounce the title properly; a fucking kung-fu chin-na playing a tiny 双节棍; just to name a few;

i tell u ah, u hv to watch it to really believe there are REALLY so many many gila pple, what´s in their fucking minds that are wrong that they actually hv the guts to appear on tv making a total fool n yet some still fucking ya-ya saying that they CAN sing?

what has become to our singapore, is there still a future?

not that i m against pple with great ego to want to be a star but fuck man, look at their standards then look at american idols

pls, if this gonna broadcast outside singapore, the whole world will be laughing their fucking heads off.

to be fair, let´s look at last year´s 2 finalists : taufuck and stir-better

u tell me la, can that 2 clowns sing?

singapore has no more future with all these star-wannabe dreaming to be the idol

friends, let us all weep

argh... fuck

End Result Will Be The Same, Dude

2006-05-03T17:19:00.000+08:00

lately very busy.... busy watching tv and going rally listen to bo-liao candidates talking about their promises after their victory of the coming election.

knn these candidates really fuck-up one.

now they want yr 1 vote, they wl promise u the whole LJ sky and then after that disappear into thin air for the next 4 yrs 10 months and then just b4 the next election, come out from their turtle shell again and pleaded: "VOTE ME LA AND I WILL TAKECARE OF YOU!!"

to be honest, i hv never voted in my life but dont think i lose anything cos many areas all also walk over, no fight

not that i m against the oppositions, let it be WP or SDP or whatever, think they still not capable enough to run the country if given a chance.

now at least better, i heard last time those oppo candidates even wear slippers and working as taxi-drivers, sales person, clerk, etc etc, how to make it?

not that i am looking down on them, but hello u let a taxi driver or a sales person to run and rule our country? yr sperm must hv chiong all the way to yr fucking brain man. now better, more oppo candidate got higher quali...but again, the result is final and all of us already know the answer liao.

And the winner is..... knn la still must announce meh? u know i know everybody knows

heng ah, me no need to vote, all i want is to poke.

A-Z

2006-03-25T11:11:00.000+08:00

saw Old Beng's blog on A-Z, ha ha let me show you my A-Z

A = asshole; anal; anus;
B = breast; blowjob; boobs;
C = cunt; cock; clitoris; cum;
D = dig; dick; doggy-style;
E = ejaculate;
F = fuck;
G = G-spot;
H = homosexual; hole;
I = insert;
J = juice;
K = knn;
L = lan jio; lan pa;
M = masterbate;
N = nipples; neh neh; nabeh;
O = orgasm; orgy;
P = pussy; penis; penetrate; poke;
Q = quickie;
R = rape; rectum;
S = suck; sodomise;
T = tits;
U = undies; undress;
V = virgin; vibrator;
W = wank; whore;
X = X-rated;
Y = young-girls;
Z = zany positions;

How To Make People Tulan

2006-03-14T18:11:00.000+08:00

how to make people tulan?

1. stand on the right side of the escalator and carry many many durians on your left side of your body, the farther away from your body the better. better still do it during peak hours (not referring to MRT escalator la, u idiots, just ordinary escalators at shopping malls etc)

2. sing karaoke loudly on sunday morning at full blast and purposely sing out of tune

3. purposely fart in a crowded lift

4. eat lots of onion and garlic and while talking to your CB boss or supervisor, stand closely to him n let him get all the smell.

5. walk hyper slowly on zebra crossing and preferrably walk with a bad limp and after u finally cross to the other end, start to run as fast as possible.

6. drive at 50 km/h at extreme right lane of small road and at 80 km/h on fast lane of the expressways

7. after getting out from the lift at ground floor, press all the buttons in the lift to stop on every floor so those people going in the lift will be forced to stop at every floor while travelling up (best if it is more than 30 storeys)

8. take all the prawns and when having buffet whenever it is been replenished

9. when there is free sampling in food mall, eat as much as u can and leave nothing for the rest

10. put both your knees at the back of the front seat in the cinema and shake throughout the whole show (risk of being whack by the person sitting in front)

11. tell your friend loudly the following scenes while watching a show

12. ask the shopkeeper to show all the handphone models n after choosing decided not to buy any

13. sit in MRT with both legs open big big or lean against the pole during peak hour so that nobody can hold on to the pole

14. caress the girl during foreplay until she buay tahan already, then u stop everything and just wank-off in front of her (be careful cos at her rage, she might cut off yr dick)

15. buy small item (maybe a packet of tissue paper which costs 30 cents) n pay with a S$100 note

16. dont wash yr dirty, smelly feet n go in a shop for foot reflexology

ha ha really 变态 plus sickening and sure make people very tulan one.

anybody tries any of the above n kena whack is strictly at yr own stupidity risks

Good Day And Good Bye

2006-02-16T09:58:00.000+08:00

have been doing some thinking lately n was rather confused in people's thinkings but nonetheless in our fast pace cyber world, nothing is true n nobody is what he claimed he is in his cyber world. all r made believed.

just think of a scenario: a young chap after completing his A levels, ORD posted some blogs (in his own blog mind you) n gave certain opinion n views on some issues or person n was bombarded.

i understand that there's no way one can make everyone agrees wif yr views thus disagreement is inevitable but 1 young chap who is 21+ been condemned by someone/someones who r more elderly n definitely much more working experience, ha ha i m not afraid to speak up for my own thoughts neither will i just hide myself.

anyway, what really surprised me is that the "so-call" main role person has kept quiet all this while but another person (who is by nature fucking kay-poh) started to throw his weight around wif lots of bull-shit n nonsense reasons as if he is the person i was referring to.

To YOU: all that i mentioned in my blogs r throughly my view which r what i gathered from my observation, should there be any part of the blog that made u feel uncomfortable, my apologies but no i will not change my view

To singablogger: u r a gutless prick, just bcos i mentioned yr chinese blog u knn siam like a fucking tortoise n then blar blar blar all the way in a fucking manner, like a 泼妇. i used to respect n find u very intelligent wif good sound of mind but u proved otherwise BUT again just my view. u always argued n cornered people with yr words n when someone shoot u back with diff opinion, u cannot take it, so fucking cannot make it character.

i started my blog only after lau hero "jio" me to write my own blog when i left comment in his blog, thank u lau hero n yes u were the first person to leave comment in my ist blog.

of courese, old beng, hiao auntie, xorpheus, ipromise, vintagevogue, rain, fireburn, elydia, spinnee, one bear, dandan, emiri, kurakat79, n those anonymous who had left me a comment or two, thank u.

last but not least, i hv to say a big THANK YOU to Ling for her beautifully written poem.

dont think i will be writing anymore "heating" blog in the near future, got to concentrate more on my studies

adios everybody n hv a good day

Views

2006-02-11T11:30:00.000+08:00

one can separate a simple category "friend" into 3 types of friends:
1. real friends: the type who stick neck out to defend 流言蜚语
2. fake friends: the type who throw fuel into fire.
3. good-time friends: the type who ming2 zhe2 bao3 shen1 - sit on the fence.

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the above was written by singablogger in another blogger's comment pertaining to my view of my previous blog topic

i think his way of categorising of friends is not very smart (even though it is a simple category)

1. doesnt mean his is yr friend, so must support him blindly (even close friend or siblings can hv different view)

2. many commenters are commenting basis the issue and not the person. their views differed from u dont mean they throw fuel into it but they r just voicing out their opinion. different view is NOT equal to fake friend

3. no comment doesnt mean sit on the fence thus clasified as "good-time" friend (manyatimes, pple dont want to get involved too much in the cyber world) doesnt mean that since u dont support me or view differently from me, u r a fake friend

though i really respect n salute singablogger for his sharp analytical power but he tends to de-route one's view to another issue and argue strongly on the new de-routed view n whoever disagree wif his idea r all wrong n need to be condemned

my view on that man still didnt change but everyone n anyone can disagree on my view n stick to his view instead, i wont argue wif him to change his view n must agree to mine

singablogger, just my thinking, everybody can have his own view on certain issue, not necessarily to agree to yours only

perspective is very subjective

person wif diff viewws from u doesnt mean he is wrong n definitely doesnt mean he is not a friend cos his thinking differs

i m not shooting u but pointing out u way of thinking differs from what i think

a friend cannot be clasified just by his thinking even if his thinking differs from yours totally

Who Am I - A Beautiful Poem from Ling

2006-02-09T10:45:00.000+08:00

I have requested a cyber friend whom I don't even know her well for a poem after I saw the poem she wrote for Old Beng (see here ) and she willingly did so.

I proudly present the poem she wrote it for me....

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"Who Am I"

ROD, ROD, ROD..
At last I am free
Looking for a job
I was kicked from end to end
What, man..
I'm not choosy or picky
why nobody wants me?

Swinging and roaming
Rocking and rolling
Racing and fighting
these are my daily routines
At age eighteen
I met Bloody Mary..
and lost my virginity
eating her 32-C cherries

Oh, please help me..
Vulgarities spew from my mouth
like stinky water flowing down the drain
But I'm not bad at all
I fought 'demons' and 'dragons' in school
making all the damsels fell for me
Wink! Wink! Wink!
Gee..,my back finally grew a pair of wings

@#$@%&X# !!!
Cursing and swearing was good
What a fantastic night that was
Flying kicks and karate chops
I knocked my enemies down
with all my might and frowns
Hero or Zorro
Sumo or Bozo
Who Am I?
I am a boy with no eyes see see..

Ling
No eyes see

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I read and read the poem, savouring every sentence with awesome praised.

Thank you so very much, sista Ling

Single and Married man

2006-02-06T14:37:00.000+08:00

my first girlfriend was Mary, my jc classmate.

to me it's just puppy love and during my army days, she left me and went to the states to do her further studies. i didn't even see her off when she flew off.

anyway, i didn't really feel bad when she left and i think she also felt the same. since the day she left, she had only called me once on christmas eve and that's about it.

so i m back to my single life again. no i have few girlfriends but only those for fun kind and not the serious ones who i will settle down with any of them.

most of the girls i know actually clicked with me cos they can enjoy life with me. sure, i drive a bm and cash is never an issue and plus point is i have a good body with leehom lookalike face. think my bad point is that i cursed and said lots of swear-words but who the fuck cares

i still remebered the first time i met angie when i went clubbing with few friends and she just walked up to me and introduced herself.

angie is totally different from mary. angie's figure will make all men nose-bleed 36F and her lips are rather thick, just like shu-qi, my idol. we men always have the myth mindset that ladies wif thick lips love to have sex and are well-verse in bed. let me tell you the truth after i tried it wif angie, YES, thick lips girls love sex more and better in their skills especially blow-job

usually a night with angie means at least 2 to 3 rounds of sex. she usually starts wif a good blow-job and wif her skill and internal muscle she can just sit on me without physical moment at all yet her muscle inside her "moved" and the tight-squeezing sensation of her muscle is heaven

she is so far the best sex partner and her plus point is that she does not want to be attached and when i feel tired or no mood for sex, she is willing to just perform oral sex on me.

we have been very open and make sure that she and i do not sleep around cos we do not wish to contact vd or aids just by having free sex. condom is a must when i m having sex wif girls whom i am not familiar wif their sex life

although angie is good in sex, she is never a loose girl in anyway, infact i am her 2nd boyfriend since her fiance died in a car accident 3 years back

her appearance and dress style always mislead people to think that she is a loose girl (she doesn't like to wear bra and wif the asset she has, her nipples are always visible under her t-shirt)

looks of a person is always deceiving.

when me don't talk, i look fucking decent and the image of the boy next door but when i start to use vulgar words, all people drop their specs ha ha ha.

some people love to flirt in the cyber world trying to be a romeo cum casanova and when others jokingly criticise him, he cannot take it and yet he continues to flirt. fuck this kind of man la.

i look down on people who disguise as a loving husband/loving father yet continue to go out with girls at wee hours for show, for makan etc and left the poor wife and children at home and yet proclaimed he is a caring cum loving husband? Fuck you understand!!!

a married man should not in anyway go out with girl in wee hours leaving the poor wife and children at home and then start to write in the blog saying feel bad for not having more time with his family. KNN la, no time for family yet keep on going out for makan, show, outing. PHUI!!!

i do hope that girls in the blogasphere can be careful when going out wif this kind of lan jiao man. said he love his family and will not allow others to distroy it? ha ha my foot. has he ever brought his wife out for the gathering with other bloggers or just plain one man showing up? NAH!

the more i think of this man, the more tulan i am

think will just dat angie out tonight and have a good time. yes, i do like to date girls but at least i m a single man.

Count Down At Orchard Road?!?!

2006-01-05T07:50:00.000+08:00

31 dec 2005, last day of the year. many people love to join crowds and do the count down at mid night at popular places like orchard road, mount faber etc.

i was at orchard road with 3 of my ns friends and with us were 2 other girls - angie and kelly. i parked my car at goodwood and we walked towards tangs and boy the crowd was huge. to our surprise, there were many foreign workers, dont know which countries they were from but all look the same, either from india or bangladesh.

knn there were more foreigners than singaporeans and there were far more males than females there. the minute i saw those foreign workers clustered in groups and everyone had a can of aerosol sprays in his hand, i knew the ladies out there would face a hell of colour wolfs then. i cautioned my 3 buddies and we stood 2 in front and 2 behind the girls to avoid them being attacked by those lan jiao foreign men.

2 bangladeshi saw our 2 girl friends and immediately drooled and scrambled towards them with the aerosol spray can held high up, ready to spray at them. As i was in front of my 2 girlfriends, i spread out my arms and stopped them from coming close to them. the 2 bangladeshi did not expect been stopped by a pair of powerful arms, went stumbled backwards and 1 of them even fell and sat in the middle of the road. all 6 of us quickly walked past them and proceeded towards the direction of tangs.

halfway down the road, saw a young girl surrounded by 5 bangladeshi and her whole face was covered by foams thus making her unable to see the hands of those knnccb bangladeshi men touching her boobs and one chee bye man even had his hand under her skirt. fuck man, i was really pissed at the sight of those knnccb foreign workers taking advantage on helpless girls so openly, i just charged towards them and pushed the fucking bangladeshi away from the helpless girl who was then screaming hysterically. one of the bangladeshi turned around and aim his can at my face trying to spray at me, i ducked down and gave that fucker a close-line (a skill i learned from watching wrestling show) thus causing him to fall on the ground which was dirty and slippery like fuck.

i pulled that young girl up and told her to walk with us and then all 7 of us, 2 guys in front 2 guys behind with the 3 girls in the middle. the whole fucking place was fucking havoc man and no policeman was seen at all. knn, where were they when we need one?

we singaporeans were really out-numbered by the foreign workers then and i told my 3 buddies to get ready to face the worst as we could see that more and more bangladeshi were standing along the pavement and waiting for a chance to hop onto our poor helpless singapore girls. i told the girls to grab their bunch of keys in their hand with the sharp edges pointing out through the gaps of the fingers and hit whoever came near them. we were confident that we can handle any bangladeshi but we are no jacky chan neither are we jet li cos we were totally out-numbered and that really worried me.

another group of fucking bangladeshi men saw our 3 girls and the whole group of 7 - 8 of them charged towards our direction. knn i have never seen men with such lecherous expressions before in my life, some more they were like animals. my 2 buddies came to join us in front and 4 of us stretched our hands out and held onto one another tightly and we charged towards the group. the fucking bangladeshi were stunt when they saw us charging at them like a bull-dozer and hesitated in their action and BANG!! we knocked all of them off balanced. knn those fuckers bones fucking hard man, my arm felt a little pain at the hard impact.

our girls behind us were screaming then and when i turned around, a bangladeshi hit my head with his aerosol can. it wasn't painful enough but his act agitated me totally and i gave him a full force hard punch on his lan jiao face at his nose. knn think i will get a bruise on my head the next day but he definitely need medical attention to his then broken nose. while i was hitting that fucker, my 3 buddies had already neared our 3 girls and were also fighting those bangladeshi. knn think those fucking bangladeshi who met us that night were all having fucking bad luck cos all 4 of us were trained in TKD.

while my 3 buddies were fighting, i saw a whole group of bangladeshi running towards us, this time the group was real big, knnb think at least 1 dozen of them. we quickly grabbed our girls and ran towards Marriot's directions. fuck man, it was damn difficult to run with so many people and i dont believe my fucking eyes when i saw those chee bye bangladeshi can still stretch their hands to touch our girls while we were running. i felt bad cos i couldn't totally stopped those fuckers to touch my girl friends cos there were really too many of them, the most i could do was to minimise their act.

halfway to Marriot, we saw another group of chinese boys also trying real hard to stop those lan jiao bangladeshi but they were, to my standard, too gentlemen. all they did were shouting at those fuckers to stop their behaviours. that group of chinese young boys were out-numbered and those chee bye bangladeshi were pushing them around and were touching and grabbing the ladies' boobs openly and trying to cover their dirty act by saying some fucking "happy new year". fuck you understand, they were just taking advantages on our poor girls. 1 of the poor girl was in a real bad situation as i could see that 2 fucking bangladeshi were holding 1 of her boobs each and 2 other bangladeshi were fondling her ass and despite her screaming and hitting their hands, the 2 bangladeshi just kept squeezing and did not let go at all. Poor girls was screaming and crying but her chinese friends were surrounded by other bangladeshi and could not go near her to help.

that was the last straw and i could care no more whether or not i would hurt someone seriously. i ran towards the poor girl and gave 1 of the chee bye bangladeshi a fly-kick on his left cheek and started to whack the rest of the fucking bangladeshi with all i learned from my TKD class. knnbccb, think i whacked at least a dozen of them before the rest of the bangladeshi started to backoff. we gathered all the poor girls and quickly ran into Marriot and at the entrance, we were stopped by the security. knn we were told that there were so many people inside and they could not let anyone in anymore. i explained the bad situation and the security finally agreed to let the ladies in and that was fine with me cos i didn't want to go in anyway, i was going back to the street to save more of our singapore girls. we told our girl friends to wait at the hotel lobby for us and if possible, check into a room.

all 4 of us went back out and threw ourselves into the night of war against the chee bye bangladeshi or whatever nationality they were and we were fighting countless rounds but nevertheless, we managed to help some girls out from their nightmares. an hour later, we were all too fucking exhausted and we just stood at the side and rest. the rest of the night was history repeating itself, we rest, we went back out, we fought, we save girls, we rest some more and we went back some more and so on. one word though, i saw 3 bangladeshi were trying to help our poor girls and they were trying their best to stop their fellow bangladeshi who were taking advantages on our girls. so it's not the nationality but a person's mind and we shall not condemn all bangladeshi or foreign workers just bcos we saw a number of them doing the ugly deeds.

knn what a night to celebrate a new year. we were dogged tired and my knuckles were painful but we were feeling glad that we managed to help some girls out but probably just the tip of the whole fucking ice-berg.

The Old Beng I Know Through Cyber World

2005-12-28T14:28:00.000+08:00

My First Time

2005-12-09T14:55:00.000+08:00

i was a virgin until i turned 18 during my jc 2 life and the gal i contributed my first time was Mary.

i was staying at Mt Senai at that time which was just walking distance to my jc. after we became an item, Mary started to be very close to me and we usually had dinners at my place cos my maid was a very good cook and food was always too much for me to consume alone. my parents? ha ha, probably i only have dinner with them once a month if they were not busy.

i have very little time with my parents but they showered me with lots of money and materially speaking, i am better than many working executive. i drive a BMW, have credit cards with no limits and pocket money of 5 -10 K a month to spend though i usually dont spend much.

anyway, today i will talk on the lost of my mighty virginity only. relationship with my parents will be done some other day.

before i had my first taste of sex with Mary, i was an expert (theoretically speaking) cos supplies of magazines, vcd on sex were never an issue in my school day.

i remembered it was a hot and humid sunny afternoon after school and we were swimming in our pool. Mary is a slim girl about 1.60 m and having a pair of 32C boobs, not big but not bad for a slim girl. anyway, i wasnt really into figure at that age. nothing was planned for the lost of my virginity but during our fun time in the pool, we began to have body contacts which got both of us heated up in no time. we started to kiss lightly and slowly i realised that Mary had open her mouth and she wriggled her tongue into my mouth. the first impact on me was very great as i had never tongue anyone before in my whole life. our soft kissings than turned into forceful kissing and we started to have petting all over each other's body.

she was wearing a bikini and while i stroke her right breast i could actually feel her nipple harden and when i moved my palm downwards and gliding my finger to and fro, she moaned loudly. she also started to caress my dick which had already harden due to the heavy kissing and petting. omg she must be very experience in sex especially having a relation with that bully for more than a year.

both of us couldn't take it anymore and in silent agreement we walked up to my bedroom hand in hand. i took my shower in my parent's room while Mary had hers in my room.

when i walked into my bedroom after my shower, i found Mary sitting on my bed in her shorts and a sleeveless t-shirt. i was quite disappointed when i saw her in full gear but then i realised that she wasnt wearing her bra. i told myself, what the fuck, try it success rate is 50%, dont try it 0%.

i closed my bedroom door and walked towards my bed and sat beside her. when i started to kiss her neck, she moved her body a little away from me which made me stopped my actions. come on, i never will force a girl into having sex with me, i have my own integrity. but surprisingly, she started to kiss me back on my lips when she realised that i had stopped my action.

we started to kiss like there was no tomorrow and when i moved my hand from her neck down to her breast cupping it and caressing it softly, she started to stroke my dick again. i started to put my hand under her t-shirt when i felt her nipple harden against my warm hand. i gently pushed her backwards to lie on my bed and pulled her t-shirt out. that was the first time i saw a girl's breast right in front of me. i softly cupped my hands onto her breast and started to kiss her on her lips again. i slowly work my way down with kisses and when i was just an inch away from her harden nipple, i sticked out my tongue and lapped round her nipple avoiding contact to it. 1 round 2 round 3 round and Mary couldn't stand it anymore and she held on to my head and guided my mouth to her nipple.

until now, i still remember the feeling of sucking a harden nipple for the first time in my life. i sucked her right nipple softly, lapped it with my tongue and nibbled it softly with my teeth which made her moaned loudly. at the same, my left hand had been caressing her left breast and with my thumb and finger, i rolled her nipple gently and slowly increase my strength on the harden nipple.

i pulled out her shorts and she was left with a pair of white parties. as i kissed my way down from her harden nipples with my tongue while my hand kept gliding slowly but consistantly along her parties, i could sense that her body was getting warmer and warmer.

when i reached her crotch, i spread her thigh gently and saw that her white panties was already soak with her cunt juice. everytime my fingertip reached the tip where her clitoris is, she moaned uncontrollably. sensing that she enjoyed it, i concentrate my fingertip at her clitoris and made circular motion from gentle to vigorous strength. the wetness of her panties became more and more obvious and by then my dick was already feeling soar in my shorts in full length.

i pulled down her soak panties and her beautiful cunt was within inches from my face for the first time in my life. a smell which i had never come across filled my nostrils completely and i stick out my tongue and began to stroke along her pussy lips back and fro, back and fro and finally kept lashing at her swollen clitoris. Mary hands were grabbing onto my hair while i performed cunnilingus on her and in less than 1 minute, she reached orgasm and her pussy juice flowed like the opening of the dam.

i stopped all my action and waited for her to regain herself and told her its her turn to service me. i sat on the edge of my bed while she knelt between my open thigh and took in full length of my dick into her mouth and performed the first blow job on me. after 5 minutes of enjoyment of blowjob, i pulled her up from her kneeling position and let her lay down on the bed. she spread her legs and after positioning properly, i thrust forward and she let out a scream upon my entry. "pain...slowly..." Mary cried.

i thought because it was too dry but no leh, her pussy was flooded with juice but since it was painful, i stopped moving but my manhood was already halfway inside her pussy. after a while she told me to move slowly. i then continued my movement very slowly and after 2 minutes of slow motion, i increased my speed to test her reaction and found that the speed was ok to her. we continued to kiss and after a few hundreds of thrusting, she began to move her head left and right and started to claw on my back and at the point when i knew i was going to cum, i pulled out my dick and ejaculated on her tummy....

that was how i lost my virginity but KNNBCCB i discovered later that there was blood stain on my bedsheet. Mary also a virgin!!!!!!!!!!!!! a shock to me cos i never expect that fucker bully did not have sex with Mary.

for that i salute him.

or maybe i was wrong, he didnt do it bcos he was impotent???

my first girlfriend

2005-12-07T09:30:00.000+08:00

remembered the fuck-up bully ruby player whom i whacked him upside down, inside out? ever since that day, he always "siam" me whenever we crossed path and everytime when i was around him, he seemed to be a better person, in fact he changed to a more tone-down person and bullied less people.

overnight, i became the hero of the school.

3 months after i whacked that bully, there was one morning when i reached school early and upon entering the classroom, saw that bully having an argument with Mary, they had been an item since jc 1 and the year i whacked him was during our jc 2 year.

Mary was telling that bully that she was calling it quit with him and that bully questioned her and demanded to know who the other boy she was seeing behind his back. he even threatened to teach that boy a lesson.

when i walked into the classroom, that bully was quite stun to see me and Mary immediately walked towards me and held my hand and told him that she had been seeing me for the past 6 months.

that bully's face turned pale at first and then blood rushed up to his face and turned red and i could see that his was really mad but due to the lesson he got from me earlier, he just couldn't bring himself to head-crash with me again.

he just pointed his finger at us and said, "well well, since you like to wear my old shoes, go ahead, anyway i had my good times with her. i must admit she is a good chick and hope you enjoy her as much as i do."

kaoz! how can a man behave like him? so fucking low class. i always believe that a man must not bad-mouth his ex, no fucking standard and real shameful to man.

i took a step towards that fucker and to my surprise, he scrammed out of the class immediately.

before i could even move further, Mary pulled on my hand and told me to just let him go.

"thanks and sorry to use you to help me to get rid of him. hope you didn't mind me saying that we were seeing each other."

i told her i didnt mind.

life in jc continued calmly but since that day Mary started to be closer to me and ultimately, she became my gf.

during my "Rotten Insect" secondary school days, girls have never been an issue to me cos to me girls or sex wasn't important at all.

that was how i found my 1st gf, or should i say that was how my 1st gf found me.

A Letter To Qin Shi Huang

2005-11-30T12:51:00.000+08:00

let me give a brief intro as to how i get to know my cyber friends. during the last few months in my army life, just waiting for ORD, i was able to surf the net during office hours and went in YMB by chance.

most of the postings there then were just plain shit without any fucking contents at all. by reading them will make my blood boiled and i usually go after those idiots who left stupid comments or those racist people, with my vulgarities of course. think i had made many shook their heads upon reading my remarks as nobody had written such crude vulgarities there, except maybe a stupid fellow called hellbollytoon ha ha.

it was during that time i came to know old beng, qin shi huang, ipromise, angeline, telokblangah and many more though the cyber world contacts only. old beng had always been very nice and advising me to tone down and used less vulgarity and qin had always been there too. old beng and qin had been very close and clicked with each other quite well.

through old beng's blog, i can tell (though i fully understand that cyberism is nothing but a fraud world, he who writes is probably not what he is) that he is in fact someone who is more than just a plain uncle beng. sorry old beng your effort to disguise as an old beng was a total failure as not many bengs can write like you. however false image we get from bloggers, i think old beng is somewhat a very easy going, down to earth chap and definitely a man who can click with most people, and due to his age, he can tolerate things more and very diplomatic at times. those who have met him can verify my points or not cos i have not had the opportuniy to meet him face to face. think he will be scared to meet me cos i really love to use valgurity, old habits die hard friend, try coming out from army life.

qin, on the other hand, is a very "chim" guy, he is fucking biligual and at times his chinese entries made me feel shameful for not understanding more chinese. i have in fact been following closely on both of them but i will be talking more on qin today, old beng maybe another day.

qin has always been a very friendly cyber person, in YMB time, he has a thread in chinese poem (although sometimes really too chim for me to understand) and in it he had made friends with 2 to 3 cyber females - names withhold. he is always hyper friendly not only to females but to males as well. then both qin and old beng set up each own's blog and yes i enjoyed reading their blogs everyday without fail. qin is again hyper active in the blogger world and he will leave comments in almost everyone's blog and from what i can see, he had chio many female bloggers for concert, drinks, roller-blade, karaoke but i am sure he did it on a freindly motive only.

lately, qin flared uncontrollably in his blog and decided to stop blogging and the reason he mentioned was directly arrowed to other bloggers' unwise comments which had hurt him and his 美满的宝贝家庭. many people, i presume, like me are scratching our heads and wonder what the fucking big deal to the 3 unlucky bloggers comments that were left in his blog at that time? i read and re-read the comments and blogs posted by jiji, old beng and xishi and found nothing so serious as to agitage our qin to the extreme of using strong word such as betrayed.

Fuck man, even if you want to convict and sentence a guy to jail, you have to tell him his fault. the person who started the joking comment on qin flirting and courting girls is jiji, old beng and xishi just meerly agreed to it, jokingly of course. what really puzzled me is that everyone else can see that it is just a small friendly fucking comment yet our qin take it so seriously or should i say cannot take it al all.

can someone enlighten me, maybe the only person is qin. i think it is very FUCKING unfair to jiji, old beng and xishi by just putting the blames on them. there is maybe only 1 person other than qin who can help to try to elaborate this issue - singablogger. his comment in qin blog and he deduced the case very well only that it is all his guessing only. singablogger, for your well comment in qin's blog, i salute you.

i will make a wild guess, (although there will be no answer unless qin clear our doubts) qin, if you are reading my blog, please help to clear or you may want to email me and i promise whatever you tell me via email will not be leaked at all, my fucking mouth is fucking seal. my email: no_eyes_see_see@yahoo.com.sg

my wild guess: i presumed qin's wife must have come to know qin's blog and via his blog realised that qin is sort of flirting with many female bloggers but of course qin is just been friendly but as all of us know, women are hyper jealous creatures. the situation got worsen when other bloggers commented that they too felt that qin is going after girls and thus blew up the whole issue. his wife must have demanded him to upload their marriage photo and stop all his nonsense blog thus resulting in what we see.

i maybe wrong so qin if it is so, please pardon me, just my thought. if u think i have been too busy-body and not right to make such judgement, by all means, u can fuck me if u want for sprouting rubbish.

i just feel that fairness has to given to other bloggers.

Fuming Hot

2005-11-26T14:24:00.000+08:00

KNNBBCB

Damn FUCKING HOT man. Think today is not my fucking day, since morning until evening, everything I did, everyone I met and every word I said also not correct.

No matter what I did or said, result still the same, just made me fuming hot.

Have you ever been agitated until your whole fucking blood in your fucking body also boiled? You feel like killing someone, destroying whatever object comes into your way?

KNN I was so angry until I felt giidy and thank goodness none of my enemy was within the radius of 100m near me, if not very likely I will just lost my mind and whack that fellow upside-down.

Never have I been so angry before and I think I could just simply beat whoever irritating man around me. ROOOOAAAARRRRR!!!

Still remember the last time during my JC time, there was this dude, a very well-built macho son of the bitch bully always going round bullying every guy who was smaller in size.

KNN one day he fucking suay when I was real pissed when I reached school because of some argument with my father, and he came to me and started to knock me purposely and when I looked at him he simply saked me "kua si mi lan?"

He was tall (standing at 1.85m) and he carried weights and a popular school ruby player and I was just 1.73m.

Ni-nah-bu, that day immediately after he said "kua si mi lan?" I charged towards him and gave him a hard punch on his right eye. Ha, must have made him see stars. Being a rage bull, I continued to punch and kick him with all my mighty strength. Think I knock off 2 of his teeth and gave him a broken rib and a flatten nose and trust me, that mother-fucker after my puncheds and kicks could not leave his bed until 2 weeks later.

I always believed that if you need to teach a person a good lesson, you must make sure he gets a good piece of shit from you, once and for all, nail him down and whack him until he will siam you whenever he crosses path with you.

KNN, I have been practising Tae-kwan-do since I was 8 years old so you can imagine the results after my full-strength whacks.

I was suspended for a month from school (probably due to my excellent school results and not kick out of school) but since then, nobody in JC dares to agitate me.

After writing this entry, I feel much much better.

think I will date Angie out tonight and have a good screw with her to ease my hotness. KNN that Angie is one hell of horny bitch and yes she can suck damn well.

The world really sucks or in her case, the girl really sucks.

My KNN First Blog

2005-11-26T09:56:00.000+08:00

This world really sucks man, KNN, after my ROD couples of months ago, have been trying to get a temp job before I continue my study, KNN, cannot even get a job. Till!!

I wasn't choosy neither was I asking for fucking high pay, just a decent job with a decent pay in order to past time and gain some working experience prior to my entry to NTU.

Everytime the company knew that I will be going for my further studies in NTU next year, all rejected me immediately. Kaninah! Fucking hell!

Just a fucking part time job, what has my future studies got to do with my application of the part time job?

Anyway, no job also no problem la, I am not in need of cash, just want to gain some working experience and I do not want to go to my father's company. Fuck man, see him every night enough already, still want to see him everyday in the office? No eye see.

Man, this world really sucks!!!!!